Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Robbie Williams? Who the f**k said anything about Robbie Williams? No one, he manages to publicise himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 As much as I am against the use of firearms, I feel that I must declare my support for the use of guns in one particular instance: machine guns may be issued to women who are in the process of giving birth, in the event of any attention seeking twat singing and/or dancing in the immediate vicinity of their hospital bed. Furthermore, firearms may also be used against anyone attempting to film this most private of moments. Sounds like a rant direct from Mumsnet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Russia 2018 World Cup emblem revealed https://twitter.com/AgronomyUkraine/status/527209755304288257/photo/1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Should just gave been a photo of Putin wrestling a bear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Russia 2018 World Cup emblem revealed https://twitter.com/AgronomyUkraine/status/527209755304288257/photo/1 Whose screaming, blue-faced souls are trapped within the trophy? That'll be another thing ruined by sorcery, then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Apparently I mash tatties "like a fucking p***k". How's yer Twist, Boney Maroney? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 I've always preferred it to Pointless Not surprising tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Watching the Chase rather than pointless of late I've always preferred it to Pointless *heads for the fallout shelter* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 The Chase, ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Bring back The Krypton Factor. And make Zander and Richard do the assault course 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofty Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 I learned today that if you use Adobe PDF and you go to the bottom of the 'view' menu it gives you the option of reading the document to you. Modern technology what will they think of next. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Away tae bed. Heid's killing me and I'm knackered. Enjoy the party while ye can; I fully intend to return tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 I've got a great way to scare the kids away this Hallowe'en. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Apparently I mash tatties "like a fucking p***k". Is this according to your wife or your lass ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Apparently I mash tatties "like a fucking p***k". You more of a roaster? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Was ordering a pizza 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Wife.I blame Gordon Ramsay, the p***k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Apparently I mash tatties "like a fucking p***k". You need to get yourself a tattie ricer. Its the fucking boy I tell thee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 You need to get yourself a tattie ricer. Its the fucking boy I tell thee. Or a wife who doesn't have a mouth like a sewer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Apparently I mash tatties "like a fucking p***k".in fairness you shouldn't even be in the kitchen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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