Widge Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 I'm sure in that hour and a half I was there all of PnBs members were not sitting at home scratching their baws and were instead out shagging hookers, getting blootered and tanning swedgers. I'll just have to accept that title. Well you sent me to the pub, so aye that did happen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 You are from this moment on, P&B's most boring c**t. I dunno. I spent the evening arranging my trading cards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Well you sent me to the pub, so aye that did happen. Perth sounds like a good night out... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 I dunno. I spent the evening arranging my trading cards. ^^^ trying too hard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Perth sounds like a good night out... Shame I'm in Edinburgh isn't it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 I've just reduced my mate to a seething mess. The reason? He has a manbun and every single chance I've had there's been a dig about looking like a c**t. Good fucking lad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maplewell Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 (edited) I'm sure in that hour and a half I was there all of PnBs members were not sitting at home scratching their baws and were instead out shagging hookers, getting blootered and tanning swedgers. I'll just have to accept that title. I was actually working at my job in Wal-Mart at the time, which probably makes me more of a boring cnut than you on a Friday night Edited February 7, 2015 by maplewell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 I got invited down to Leeds by a girl I met last year for a dirty weekend at a Country Park Hotel & Spa........Should I be shocked or disgusted? <<< Currently sat on the 7.07am train to Leeds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 I've just reduced my mate to a seething mess. The reason? He has a manbun and every single chance I've had there's been a dig about looking like a c**t. I had to look the term up. Yes, he looks like a c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 I saw yesterday's front pages and thought George Galloway was looking a bit hard up. Turns out it was Gary Glitter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 I got invited down to Leeds by a girl I met last year for a dirty weekend at a Country Park Hotel & Spa........Should I be shocked or disgusted? <<< Currently sat on the 7.07am train to Leeds. I think the word you're looking for is "cheesing". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 I got invited down to Leeds by a girl I met last year for a dirty weekend at a Country Park Hotel & Spa........Should I be shocked or disgusted? <<< Currently sat on the 7.07am train to Leeds. I think you'll find that it isn't as advertised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 I got invited down to Leeds by a girl I met last year for a dirty weekend at a Country Park Hotel & Spa........Should I be shocked or disgusted? <<< Currently sat on the 7.07am train to Leeds. On another note, PERTY AT FOUNTAINBRIDGE P&Bers, there's an empty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Can't believe I kick started a bore off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 It also makes you fat if you transplant it. Woman's stool transplant leads to 'tremendous weight gain' http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-31168511 This brings things full circle to sjc's butt plug fantasy, if the lassie keeps it in the same results would be had. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 (edited) http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/brothers-branded-disgusting-feeding-deer-5116575 Edited February 7, 2015 by FlyerTon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31176748 Are people really that fucking thick? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31176748 Are people really that fucking thick? I would definitely eat them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Cyrus Todiwala and Tony Sing presenting Saturday Kitchen Live is like watching a car crash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Just had my tea (spaghetti bolognese) and about to go to the gym (PureGym) before heading into town (Liverpool) to watch the rugby (Wales vs England) and maybe visit some bars/nightclub (TBA) but first listening to some music (Taylor Swift). Alright guys. Just a quick update from me (ForzaDundee) re weekend plans. Just got in and lying in bed eating yogurt (Yeo Valley), got the TV on for some background ambience (Saturday Kitchen) but about to mute it and listen to some Taylor Swift (Black Space & Shake It Off). Going to listen to the radio (Off The Ball followed by Open All Mics) before heading out in Liverpool to watch the rugby (Scotland vs France) and the football (Liverpool vs Everton). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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