BigMartyn86 Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Happy Beer Day folks. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_Day_(Iceland) Perfect excuse for a Sunday sesh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Mild hangover.. I've been drinking loads of water but I have no urge to pee. Is this unusual? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Mild hangover.. I've been drinking loads of water but I have no urge to pee. Is this unusual? Did you wake up in a strange place with a massive scar where your bladder should be? If not, you'll probably be ok, but suddenly have to go at the most inopportune time later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Did you wake up in a strange place with a massive scar where your bladder should be? If not, you'll probably be ok, but suddenly have to go at the most inopportune time later. Fortunately my bladder still seems to be in tact. I did wake up in a strange place though (Dundee). I'm getting too old for this nightclub malarkey. The Union depresses me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Theory: booitsme7 is a vocabulary bot that Div has been working on to recognise words and respond accordingly. If things go to plan, he'll pick up a Nobel Prize for creating the first AI to pass the Turing Test. It's also programmed to trawl the net for pictures to add to the Ultimate Site of Boobs that Div's been working on since he was a teenager. Once complete, you'll be able to find anyone's boobs with a few mouse clicks. Once again, Nobel Prize, etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Theory: booitsme7 is a vocabulary bot that Div has been working on to recognise words and respond accordingly. If things go to plan, he'll pick up a Nobel Prize for creating the first AI to pass the Turing Test. It's also programmed to trawl the net for pictures to add to the Ultimate Site of Boobs that Div's been working on since he was a teenager. Once complete, you'll be able to find anyone's boobs with a few mouse clicks. Once again, Nobel Prize, etc. I wonder how many other people will try to click on that underlined word in case it is a link. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 I wonder how many other people will try to click on that underlined word in case it is a link. Guilty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Missed opportunity, methinks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Went to Inn Deep last night (plus about 10 other pubs) but didnt bump into Knightswood Bear this time. My mate got us thrown out for falling into a table of lesbians, spilling their food everywhere and sending them apoplectic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Went to Inn Deep last night (plus about 10 other pubs) but didnt bump into Knightswood Bear this time. My mate got us thrown out for falling into a table of lesbians, spilling their food everywhere and sending them apoplectic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Where drinking beer was considered not the patriotic drink of choice. Knew Iceland had prohibition but didn't realise beer was off limits for so long. http://m.bbc.com/news/magazine-31622038 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 I wonder how many other people will try to click on that underlined word in case it is a link. I once just posted the word "clicky" with an underline. I laughed to myself for a good while, even without seeing the others posting after that they'd fallen for it. Tragic, but very amusing for me at the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 So it's gonna be forever Or it's gonna go down in flames You can tell me when it's over If the high was worth the pain Got a long list of ex-lovers They'll tell you I'm insane Cause you know I love the players And you love the game 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Went to Inn Deep last night (plus about 10 other pubs) but didnt bump into Knightswood Bear this time. My mate got us thrown out for falling into a table of lesbians, spilling their food everywhere and sending them apoplectic How did you know they were lesbians? Did your Lynx body spray have no effect, or were they just the entertainment? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1425214389.659913.jpg Any idea what the odds actually were on Hertz scoring ten? Would be hilarious if the bookies had seen it coming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Judith Ralston is a bit of a milf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Really?? She looks like she'd have been not bad 25 years ago, but not now. Really wrinkly and dry looking. Riding the hole in a brick would be wetter. Defo a milf IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Wood 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Those pics do nothing to sway my opinion. Horror. I think it's her glasses.... If she took them off I may change my opinion. Hardly a Mrs Robinson like, just thought she was a wid when she popped up on the news there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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