Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Im sure you called her that to her big fat face. I value my handsome face too much to be coming out with statements like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Amorphophallus is Latin for misshapen penis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Amorphophallus is Latin for misshapen penis. Great band, saw them at Castle Donnington in 1987. Have that, Mozz! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Were they supported by Misshapen Penis? Think the opening act was Suspicious Discharge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Despite being produced every single day of the week, crisps only ever go out of date on a Saturday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Did the gig end with Self Loathing Hatred? It ended with the classic Wire Brush And Dettol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Think the opening act was Suspicious Discharge. was it not Putrid Vulva? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 was it not Putrid Vulva? Pretty sure it was Anal Fissure and the Vagilantes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Just had my lunch on the bus. I now have a plastic bag with an empty sandwich packet in it, so feel a bit like Mad Bill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Found out tonight that Eugene The Bear Thunder works in the barbers I go to Im yet to see him somehow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Found out tonight that Eugene The Bear Thunder works in the barbers I go to Im yet to see him somehow The hipster one on the Perth road? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Found out tonight that Eugene The Bear Thunder works in the barbers I go to Im yet to see him somehow He's just 'Thundercunt' on here m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Maybe he doesn't do Adolf cuts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 46 year old woman at my work has had a tattoo done that stretches the length of her left leg. Nailed on midlife crisis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 46 year old woman at my work has had a tattoo done that stretches the length of her left leg. Nailed on midlife crisis.aye but wid ye? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 46 year old woman at my work has had a tattoo done that stretches the length of her left leg. Nailed on midlife crisis. Are you sure she hasn't shat herself? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I really hope that smug c**t Mo Farah gets found guilty of doping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I really hope that smug c**t Mo Farah gets found guilty of doping. Same, his attitude during sky sports interview with him this afternoon was arrogant. Laughing and joking through his explanations for missing the doorbell and deflecting the blame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/celtic-star-charlie-mulgrew-scores-5976505 Michelle Mone on red alert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 aye but wid ye?Even a bonnie lass is ruined by tattoos, never mind an overweight 46 year old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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