Sergeant Wilson Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 image.jpg Cannot fucking wait. Depends which Major is dishing them out. Not John, I hope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 image.jpg Cannot fucking wait. I've seen the horrific club thread #nothanks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Lunchables are an awful cinema choice. How are you supposed to make them up in the dark? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 (edited) Lottery increasing to 59 number this weekend..... http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/lottery-changes-come-play-weekend-6591613 Edit to add: That means the odds of getting 3 numbers goes from 1 in 57 to 1 in 97. The chances of hitting the jackpot goes from 1 in 14 million to 1 in 45 million. Edited October 7, 2015 by FlyerTon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 image.jpg Cannot fucking wait. *jumps in motor, points it towards Dundee* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Lunchables are an awful cinema choice. How are you supposed to make them up in the dark? It was pretty easy. Unless you're a club handed cretin, you can feel what each component is 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Brian Blessed: I delivered a baby in a park in the 1960s He continued: "She'd got her legs open. She knew me from Z Cars and said 'please, Mr Blessed, I'm having a baby.' "I was wrapping her, wiping her, 'It's all right darling,' and I was licking the baby's face." http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-34465916 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 It was pretty easy. Unless you're a club handed cretin, you can feel what each component isDo you always paw at your food like a blind person to discern what it is? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Just had my laddie at playgroup, which is in a Methodist church near my house. At the end the old dear who runs it announced to us all that they won't be having a Halloween party for the kids as they don't celebrate pagan festivals. I had a good chuckle when she said that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Nice story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 My work have given me an iPad and I love it more than I love my wife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Nice story. It wasn't really. More a very brief anecdote. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Hitler celebrated Halloween and we all know what happened to him. Better safe than sorry IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 You never mentioned pants, what role did they play?Asking this of a story about children BEAST behaviour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Hitler celebrated Halloween and we all know what happened to him. Better safe than sorry IMO. Good point. This wee Methodist lady is saving us from raising a generation of Hitlers. Gor bless her foresight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 You never mentioned pants, what role did they play? See below. Asking this of a story about children BEAST behaviour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 I am thinking of moving back to America next summer. I have dual US-UK citizenship so I can go anytime, but my bird is Scottish so she won't be able to stay more than 6 months. She'd also need to keep applying for a replacement visa. I'm not down with immigant law but the reality looks like I'll need to either dump her or marry her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Smash her back doors in 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Dump her and I'll smash her back doors in on the rebound. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Let me smash her back doors in, then dump her for cheating, smashing her back doors in during a bout of farewell sex, then Sweet Pete can re-smash her back doors in on the rebound. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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