RH33 Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 I've broken my phone and lost my bank card today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 My toilet seat was broken. It was loose on one side and completely broken the other side and therefore u/s. I decided to take the seat off in the entirety and try and salvage the parts. My initial analysis suggested the seat was lost and despite my best efforts had to admit defeat. The old seat is now located in the wheelie bin and I bought a new seat for £11.99 in The Range in Craigneuk. The new seat is going well. It was easy to fit and I am hopeful it will last well. Really disappointed I never did this last night. The Scaffies collect the bins first thing on a Saturday morning, and had I done so the night before, the old seat would have been taken away rather than sit out the back in the wheeling bin. Its a reminder that there is no solution for everything and sometimes you need to suck it up and admit defeat. On the plus side, the bathroom has a new look and feel to it and I'm more positive about the future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 I was at Edinburgh Zoo today and saw the Rhinoceroses cock (v.v impressive) and some chimpanzee rape. Good day all round. I know, I thought the fucking rhino c**t had 5 legs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 (edited) She can't be much of a looker if you're hesitating to tell Pie & Bovril first. #peltandpay Always like to inform my P&B familia of what's going on. #SnortingLines&ShaggingNines kaaamaaaan. Edited October 10, 2015 by King Dom's Moustache 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 I was at Edinburgh Zoo today and saw the Rhinoceroses cock (v.v impressive) and some chimpanzee rape. Good day all round. ^^^ More questions than answers here... Was the rhino a tender lover? Was it you raping the chimps? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 ^^^ More questions than answers here... Was the rhino a tender lover? Was it you raping the chimps?Alternatively, was it you being raped by the chimps? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 The 4 cans in front of me will be my last until I'm out in Dundee on the 30th. I've been a bit jakey since last Saturday, one of the joys of being self employed that you can kind of get away with it every once in while. Event time I drink, I say the same, except I'm no self employed. What's your trade billy?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 ^^^ More questions than answers here... Was the rhino a tender lover? Was it you raping the chimps? It's what he does best. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Was flipping through the channels waiting on the football highlights (ITV 4 at 22.30). I happened upon Event Horizon and foolishly decided to watch some. Huge mistake and I probably won't be sleeping well tonight. It's probably the film that has freaked me out the most and I've only seen it all the way through once but can still vividly remember parts of it (Sam Neil flayed and on fire for example). Now sitting alone in my flat shitting myself! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Alternatively, was it you being raped by the chimps? No, I was getting seen to by the rhino. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Ha thought I'd deleted the one on here. Realised the movies thread was a better place to post it after I'd posted it on here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 I am sitting here half cut. I am watching a film on the Christmas channel. Girfuy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 I'm only along the road from you, I can easily smash yer telly up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Neil, you have had a bit of praise on here recently. Don't make that give you ideas above your station. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 I am sitting here half cut. I am watching a film on the Christmas channel. Girfuy! Same but with The Walking Dead on. Went out but cannot for the life of me get drunk after last nights/this mornings efforts. Seriously struggling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waal Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Christmas channel. In October. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 During a discussion with my pal I have worked out how many pubs in Perth itself I have drank in. It's actually easier counting the ones I've not. There are 5, the welcome in Letham, the Mallard in North Muirton, the sports club just down from the station, the glen on the Edinburgh Road and the half a moon just round the corner from the cinema, not sure if I should be proud of that or not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 In October. Happiness lasts all year in my life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 Have now stopped watching Christmas films. It was good. Now watching the best channel on Sky. Vintage channel. Sky 369. The ultimate trip back to my favourite days an memories. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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