sjc Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Her loss My thoughts exactly! Dodged a bullet, mate. Rankin was telling me how frigid Brymer was. Not pretty. Really? *he says hanging himself out to be woooshed* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Sorry, She actually said she's a right wee dirty. just my type then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 I've been in a b*****d of a mood all day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Coca-Cola Life is p**h Defo just another tactic from Coke to sell more Coke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Coca-Cola Life is p**h Defo just another tactic from Coke to sell more Coke. What is the difference from every other coca-cola? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Less calories and uses stevia as a sweetener. You can imagine my disappointment when I first read that as '"sativa" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 In admin today we were discussing poor customer service, talking about the usual shops: Tesco, Sports Direct, Corner shops etc. Then the new girl in the class- who I've only heard speak twice in the highest pitched, poshest most annoying unpleasant Tory MP style voice I've ever heard- starts talking about the wonderful customer service she received when she was buying her harp. Yes, you read that right, her harp. A long winded story about how the right varnish had to be chosen and why at £3k she thought that maybe the customer service wouldn't be as good because it was (direct quote) "lower in the price range". Serves me right for going to school in MIlngavie I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 In admin today we were discussing poor customer service, talking about the usual shops: Tesco, Sports Direct, Corner shops etc. Then the new girl in the class- who I've only heard speak twice in the highest pitched, poshest most annoying unpleasant Tory MP style voice I've ever heard- starts talking about the wonderful customer service she received when she was buying her harp. Yes, you read that right, her harp. A long winded story about how the right varnish had to be chosen and why at £3k she thought that maybe the customer service wouldn't be as good because it was (direct quote) "lower in the price range". Serves me right for going to school in MIlngavie I suppose. sounds like your average pupil of Douglas Academy in fairness....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 What is the difference from every other coca-cola? It's aimed at the 35-65 market who don't want Diet Coke or Coke Zero which is just the usual BS they come out with 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 There are no words to describe how awful this is. Speechless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 sounds like your average pupil of Douglas Academy in fairness....... True, most of the musicy lot are unbearable, detestable snobbish twunts. I'm no' musicy so I'm pretty sound. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing (2) Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Isn't it more usual to take a date to the cinema or a restaurant? Swings and roundabouts, mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 In admin today we were discussing poor customer service, talking about the usual shops: Tesco, Sports Direct, Corner shops etc. Then the new girl in the class- who I've only heard speak twice in the highest pitched, poshest most annoying unpleasant Tory MP style voice I've ever heard- starts talking about the wonderful customer service she received when she was buying her harp. Yes, you read that right, her harp. A long winded story about how the right varnish had to be chosen and why at £3k she thought that maybe the customer service wouldn't be as good because it was (direct quote) "lower in the price range". Serves me right for going to school in MIlngavie I suppose. No wonder the country's in the fu¢king state it's in! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Yarm must be joking. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-29081351 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 California man stumped. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23108432 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 I had a "blind date" lined up with her through a mutual friend back in about '98........she cancelled a couple of day before though.....turns out she had met her future husband! Twenty odd years ago my brother went out with a burd who worked for the Met office as (predictably) some kind of weather predictor. He was only about 20 and I think she was a couple of years older and decided that 'he was the one' and wanted to get all serious and shit. Young master Root V2 understandably panicked and fecked her off, the mad cow. A few years later I was bobbing around off the coast of Aberdeen on a minesweeper and we were close enough in to get a TV signal and I spotted the burd doing the weather and gave it the "I'm sure my brother was shagging her", of course, I was told I was talking bollox. We must have missed the start but I said her name was (I can't actually remember but bear with me) 'Cathy' we were still up there the next day and we saw the start of the weather and it was presented by a Catherine and I took great delight in getting every cvnt telt. She was a 'wid' but she was a fecking fruit loop. I suppose this could have gone on the pathetic claim to fame thread but seeing your 'boast' just reminded me. I can't remember her name but I think she was from Norn Iron and if any boys who watched the Grampian weather in the early 90's can remember her I wouldn't mind getting her name, its annoying me now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Twenty odd years ago my brother went out with a burd who worked for the Met office as (predictably) some kind of weather predictor. He was only about 20 and I think she was a couple of years older and decided that 'he was the one' and wanted to get all serious and shit. Young master Root V2 understandably panicked and fecked her off, the mad cow. A few years later I was bobbing around off the coast of Aberdeen on a minesweeper and we were close enough in to get a TV signal and I spotted the burd doing the weather and gave it the "I'm sure my brother was shagging her", of course, I was told I was talking bollox. We must have missed the start but I said her name was (I can't actually remember but bear with me) 'Cathy' we were still up there the next day and we saw the start of the weather and it was presented by a Catherine and I took great delight in getting every cvnt telt. She was a 'wid' but she was a fecking fruit loop. I suppose this could have gone on the pathetic claim to fame thread but seeing your 'boast' just reminded me. I can't remember her name but I think she was from Norn Iron and if any boys who watched the Grampian weather in the early 90's can remember her I wouldn't mind getting her name, its annoying me now. Cathrine bonner 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham89 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 I bought my first house today.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Cathrine bonner Cheers, to be honest I'm not even sure if it was Catherine, I just mind it was a name that could be shortened. Had a wee neb on google but no joy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 http://www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/products/S49021765/#/S89021792 gonna get this when i can afford it, been thinking about it for months now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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