williemillersmoustache Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 I'm just in after deciding to walk home gassed as it was quite a nice evening. Half-way home it was pishing it down and I was thoroughly regretting not getting a cab. Just before my damp trudge ended a taxi drove past me, stopped turned round drove past me again, stopped then reversed back until he was level with me, no more than 20 paces from my door. He puts the window down and as I'm standing there soaked to the skin he shouts "Well, did you fucking order a taxi or not?" Well obviously not, c**t. Well in Jimmy, good stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 I hope you track him down. I hope he doesn't ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 I bought a lovely 8 year old Scotch the other day, needless to say his parents weren't impressed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 I hate halloween, always have always will 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 I have taken on ICTChris's mantle of being a bad man. The missus is up the duff. I hope you track him down. It's all falling in to place... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 The missus is up the duff. Congratulations pal thats great news xxxxx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 I bought a lovely 8 year old Scotch the other day, needless to say his parents weren't impressed Something they probably have in common with yours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Something they probably have in common with yours. Definitely not, my Dad thinks I'm a failure anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Definitely not, my Dad thinks I'm a failure anyway Your Dad needs to be more decisive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Your Dad needs to be more decisive. any particular reason why everyone is being rude to me today? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 any particular reason why everyone is being rude to me today? It's your turn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 It's your turn. My gf was being rude and also my mother then i come on to this, its as though i have no where else to go 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 My gf was being rude and also my mother then i come on to this, its as though i have no where else to go Have you tried posting on the Junior forum? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Have you tried posting on the Junior forum? Thats the sort of behaviour that will get me on the register 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 I have taken on ICTChris's mantle of being a bad man. Great news IMO. I'm still a pretty bad person though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Search/searchTerm/9062207.htm?tag=ar:search:delonghicoffeemachine gonna get one of these tomorrow has anyone got one? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Search/searchTerm/9062207.htm?tag=ar:search:delonghicoffeemachine gonna get one of these tomorrow has anyone got one? No. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Search/searchTerm/9062207.htm?tag=ar:search:delonghicoffeemachine gonna get one of these tomorrow has anyone got one? I got one from Tescos off the shelf about a month ago on an impulse. Same price. It's still in the back of the car though. If you post a picture of your sister in law I'll try it out tomorrow morning and let you know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 I think I just split one of my best pals and his bird up. I'm a c**t, incidentally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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