the jambo-rocker Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 I've been a member in on Pie And Bovril for 5 years and 2 days. And I can say, without hesitation, I have contributed nothing. I know exactly what you mean. If i had never found this forum, I would probably have a been role-model worker at my job by now... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 I've just filled in a couple of world cup predictors that I'm entered into and although my score predictions are sound, they're all look so boring. I wanted to put in a draw or the odd 4-2, but I've got no draws and have most games as 1-0, 2-0, or 2-1, with a couple of 3-0s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 I've just filled in a couple of world cup predictors that I'm entered into and although my score predictions are sound, they're all look so boring. I wanted to put in a draw or the odd 4-2, but I've got no draws and have most games as 1-0, 2-0, or 2-1, with a couple of 3-0s. Although i've got a couple of draws, i'm almost the same. If the World Cup goes the way of my predictions, it's going to be one boring tournament. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Went by Nacho Novo in a music shop this afternoon. Was funny as I was on the bus with a Celtic and a Rangers fan so you can imagine their resactions. I have no opinion either way so I just gave him a thumbs up which he returned the compliment. And today I was refereeing, I correctly disallowed a goal in the last minute and the other teams manager went ape-shit at me. (School teams this is, and a teacher was their manager). Get it up ye Kings Park ya bunch of tossers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 You know you've had a good dinner when your jean buttons bursts afterwards. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Up until an hour ago, the last few days have seen me constipated for the first time in many years. The experience has led me to the conclusion that i much prefer having diarrhoea, to being constipated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Jumpers for Goalposts 3 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Jumpers for Goalposts 3 I can't head the ball 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 You know you've had a good dinner when your jean buttons bursts afterwards. Or you've bought shite quality jeans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 And today I was refereeing, I correctly disallowed a goal in the last minute and the other teams manager went ape-shit at me. (School teams this is, and a teacher was their manager). Get it up ye Kings Park ya bunch of tossers. Was this, by any chance, at the Prospecthill Road Sports Centre pitches, opposite Asda in Toryglen? I only ask because we heard a lot of noise coming from there yesterday afternoon and your description fits a lot of the cries of "Ref, you're a c**t" echoing up the hill towards our house..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hero of the Day Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 I now have a new avatar. I felt it was time to say goodbye to Kevin James and his celebration that night in Ibrox against Celtic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted June 10, 2010 Author Share Posted June 10, 2010 When I got in the door this morning I got the fright of my life when I discovered that one of my hamsters had escaped from its cage and was running around the hallway. I was greeted by one cat a metre to the left, one a metre to the right and this scurrying creature slap bang in the middle of the corridor in what must have been seconds from death. Safe though *searches for phew smiley!* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 When I got in the door this morning I got the fright of my life when I discovered that one of my hamsters had escaped from its cage and was running around the hallway. I was greeted by one cat a metre to the left, one a metre to the right and this scurrying creature slap bang in the middle of the corridor in what must have been seconds from death. Safe though *searches for phew smiley!* Scottish SPCA Animal Helpline 03000 999 999 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Was this, by any chance, at the Prospecthill Road Sports Centre pitches, opposite Asda in Toryglen? I only ask because we heard a lot of noise coming from there yesterday afternoon and your description fits a lot of the cries of "Ref, you're a c**t" echoing up the hill towards our house..... The very same. Took 9 of the b*****ds on and held my own. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 The very same. Took 9 of the b*****ds on and held my own. We can see the pitches from our house up on the hill. I'll give you a wave next time you're there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 The very same. Took 9 of the b*****ds on and held my own. You're a dirty cheating b*****d. That was never a penalty/offside/foul.* *Delete as appropriate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 We can see the pitches from our house up on the hill. I'll give you a wave next time you're there. You can hide me then when I'm being attacked by the baying mob again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 You're a dirty cheating b*****d. That was never a penalty/offside/foul.* *Delete as appropriate. I couldn't resist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 You're a dirty cheating b*****d. That was never a penalty/offside/foul.* *Delete as appropriate. Actually I heard quite a lot of "Fuxake ref, aw fuckoff ref, fuckinhell ref", etc. There was also an amusing picture painted of someone either immensely skilled or a greedy ball-hogger who wouldn't pass it... "Stevie, Stevie here, Stevie, STEVIE, STEEEEVIE HERE, STEEEVIEEE!!!! Aww fuckin' hell man!!!" *Apologies to younger readers for the coarse language and take this as a salutory warning of typical behaviour on Glasgow's football parks that will probably be amply demonstrated on Saturday! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Just as bad as the language will be the refereeing at the Powerleague. Last year the guy threatened to have me ejected from the place for offering to buy him a labrador after he allowed a goal from a touch about half a yard inside the keepers area. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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