Ad Lib Posted June 13, 2010 Author Share Posted June 13, 2010 f**k off back to bed then ye fanny Your patter is charming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted June 13, 2010 Author Share Posted June 13, 2010 Sorry. Blessed be. That's better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Got pinned up against a bathroom wall by my other half's, big brother's over-protective pals last night and got threatened that I'd get stabbed if I ever went into Whitlaeburn again - I actually thought at one point that I was going to get beat-up. Good night though and I surprisingly don't have a hangover this morning. I got a text from my girlfriend this morning saying that her family all love me, so that's bloody excellent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Got pinned up against a bathroom wall by my other half's, big brother's over-protective pals last night and got threatened that I'd get stabbed if I ever went into Whitlaeburn again - I actually thought at one point that I was going to get beat-up. Good night though and I surprisingly don't have a hangover this morning. I got a text from my girlfriend this morning saying that her family all love me, so that's bloody excellent. Oh aye..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Got pinned up against a bathroom wall by my other half's, big brother's over-protective pals last night and got threatened that I'd get stabbed if I ever went into Whitlaeburn again - I actually thought at one point that I was going to get beat-up. Good night though and I surprisingly don't have a hangover this morning. I got a text from my girlfriend this morning saying that her family all love me, so that's bloody excellent. They sound a hoot - I'd bin the boot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Got pinned up against a bathroom wall by my other half's, big brother's over-protective pals last night and got threatened that I'd get stabbed if I ever went into Whitlaeburn again - I actually thought at one point that I was going to get beat-up. Good night though and I surprisingly don't have a hangover this morning. I got a text from my girlfriend this morning saying that her family all love me, so that's bloody excellent. Grow a pair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Grow a pair. Pete is right, if you'd fucked the nut in him and: a) tried to stab him with a toothbrush (if house party - although this bodes more questions as to why your sharing a bog with a dude). b) de-breaked him and pushed him into the piss pit and start shouting "pishy bath, pishy bath!!" c) gave him a wet willy and fish hooked the fucker. d) walked out the bogs - grabbed the microphone off the DJ and offered "any c**t fae the shit hole neighbourhood ootside for a square go. If there is mare than five of you c***s, form an orderly queue." You'd have got a text yesterday saying she loves you and would you give her it in the shitter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Pete is right, if you'd fucked the nut in him and: a) tried to stab him with a toothbrush (if house party - although this bodes more questions as to why your sharing a bog with a dude). b) de-breaked him and pushed him into the piss pit and start shouting "pishy bath, pishy bath!!" c) gave him a wet willy and fish hooked the fucker. d) walked out the bogs - grabbed the microphone off the DJ and offered "any c**t fae the shit hole neighbourhood ootside for a square go. If there is mare than five of you c***s, form an orderly queue." You'd have got a text yesterday saying she loves you and would you give her it in the shitter. As if that needed saying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hero of the Day Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Got pinned up against a bathroom wall by my other half's, big brother's over-protective pals last night and got threatened that I'd get stabbed if I ever went into Whitlaeburn again - I actually thought at one point that I was going to get beat-up. Good night though and I surprisingly don't have a hangover this morning. I got a text from my girlfriend this morning saying that her family all love me, so that's bloody excellent. How about she apologies on behalf of her big brothers over protective, twice removed, long lost uncles, daughters pal. Where was yer bonny lass when you were being violated in the bog? They sound a hoot - I'd bin the boot. I'm with rajpelt on this one, she sounds like a keeper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Possible near-fatal stabbings always make for a great night though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Possible near-fatal stabbings always make for a great night though! All the best night out involve violence, everyone knows that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofjenova Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Got pinned up against a bathroom wall by my other half's, big brother's over-protective pals last night and got threatened that I'd get stabbed if I ever went into Whitlaeburn again - I actually thought at one point that I was going to get beat-up. Good night though and I surprisingly don't have a hangover this morning. I got a text from my girlfriend this morning saying that her family all love me, so that's bloody excellent. Aye, brilliant. Get her punted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 All the best night out involve violence, everyone knows that. Not just violence, but violence with a deadly weapon - booya! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Not just violence, but violence with a deadly weapon - booya! That's the dream situation. All this quiet night in stuff is for pussies. And gays. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 I'm shit at predicting results of games. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 That's the dream situation. All this quiet night in stuff is for pussies. And gays. I especially hate the getting to know the guy that's dating your mates sister, maybe have a few cans and scout him out, see what type of lad he is. f**k THAT! get wired right intae him with a blade, you can get to know him whilst he is in intensive care. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 I especially hate the getting to know the guy that's dating your mates sister, maybe have a few cans and scout him out, see what type of lad he is. f**k THAT! get wired right intae him with a blade, you can get to know him whilst he is in intensive care. True. There's nothing more satisfying than eschewing social awkwardness in favour of pure, unadulterated mania. Some of my best friendships have been formed in A&E. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Off on holiday Wednesday / Thursday this week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesuslizard Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 I have a cock that shames porn stars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 I have a cock that shames porn stars. Your cock makes women feel ashamed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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