Sweet Pete Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Didn't have a bevvy pre-match today (though I probably should have) and was sober as a judge last night too. However, I bought a bottle of whisky when I got back from the match and I intend on making a fair dunt in it tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Defo, i just looked at the mirror and though i was fatter than usual today. And hairier I just took my annual look in the mirror, and I'm developing a mighty fine pair of tits. Think the wife's getting jealous. I'd post a pic, but I have a tattoo on my chest, so some posters may be turned off. That'd be the only reason, mind 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 ^^^ The Big Fat Hairy Throbbers Club Mmm...might put off new members. We don't want to exclude those who are sensitive about the size of their throbbers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Getting to that stage of the year where staying in is ridiculously hard because of how nice the weathers getting. I've got a few nights out lined up soon and in absolutely buzzing for them. First appointment with a mortgage advisor this week to so hopefully that helps me out and gives me some more motivation for saving. It's no fucking easy. Tempted to just say f**k it and rent something tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 I haven't said a single word to anyone since 5pm yesterday. I can't see this changing tomorrow unless I get an unexpected phone call or someone knocks on my door by mistake 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 I haven't said a single word to anyone since 5pm yesterday. I can't see this changing tomorrow unless I get an unexpected phone call or someone knocks on my door by mistake 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 The tattoo says 'Bankies' doesn't it? The one drunken remnant of my time at Clydebank College Or the hairyness. Or lack of hair. Hairless men will be welcome, if only to share with us their diabolical secrets. I'm afraid the group may be unsuitable for chaetophobes, although there'll be no tolerance of discrimination. Hair-related bigotry must become a thing of the past in a modern Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 I haven't said a single word to anyone since 5pm yesterday. I can't see this changing tomorrow unless I get an unexpected phone call or someone knocks on my door by mistake I love things like this. Maybe a bit sad but i broke my phone once and went a week without one. Tremendous week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 So aye, sat on the bus coming home tonight after going to a leaving night, and some poor guy had a heart attack. Absolutely mental, don't think the bloke made it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 I haven't said a single word to anyone since 5pm yesterday. I can't see this changing tomorrow unless I get an unexpected phone call or someone knocks on my door by mistake Lucky b*****d. I'm assuming that means you don't have to listen to anyone either, right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 So aye, sat on the bus coming home tonight after going to a leaving night, and some poor guy had a heart attack. Absolutely mental, don't think the bloke made it. I hope he didn't have a return ticket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 So aye, sat on the bus coming home tonight after going to a leaving night, and some poor guy had a heart attack. Absolutely mental, don't think the bloke made it. Had something like that happen to me before, very chilling, hope you're alright laddie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Not sure how I feel, to be honest, it was quite mental. Woke my wife up when I came home to tell her, hoping that by sharing it it wouldn't seem quite as real, if that make sense? I don't even know that he's dead, the woman on the bus was absolutely battering his chest before the ambulance came, and they basically grabbed him away with one of those transferable trolleys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 So aye, sat on the bus coming home tonight after going to a leaving night, and some poor guy had a heart attack. Absolutely mental, don't think the bloke made it. My mother has a weird ability to bring on epileptic fits in other bus passengers. I thought she was kidding, but I've been on the bus with her twice when it's happened. Not very pleasant for anyone, but probably just a coincidence. Probably. A strange addendum; one of the occasions involved a pregnant woman who was out with her last baby in its pram. While the poor lassie was unconscious and we were waiting for the ambulance to arrive, one of the other passengers wandered around making out like she knew the woman and was going to look after the bairn. It was only when the medics were carrying her off the bus and she came to that it became obvious she'd no idea who this other woman was 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 I hope he didn't have a return ticket. You are fucking terrible! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 You are fucking terrible! I could have been worse, it might have been a weekly ticket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 My mother has a weird ability to bring on epileptic fits in other bus passengers. I thought she was kidding, but I've been on the bus with her twice when it's happened. Not very pleasant for anyone, but probably just a coincidence. Probably. A strange addendum; one of the occasions involved a pregnant woman who was out with her last baby in its pram. While the poor lassie was unconscious and we were waiting for the ambulance to arrive, one of the other passengers wandered around making out like she knew the woman and was going to look after the bairn. It was only when the medics were carrying her off the bus and she came to that it became obvious she'd no idea who this other woman was Your Mum sounds like and Aunt of mine, are we related? I'm not a grief merchant (Clyde, not Liverpool), but I cannot get it out of my head. Decided to sleep in the living room as the old dear is up at the crack for work, but every time I close my eyes I see the guy on the floor on the woman hammering his chest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Your Mum sounds like and Aunt of mine, are we related? I'm not a grief merchant (Clyde, not Liverpool), but I cannot get it out of my head. Decided to sleep in the living room as the old dear is up at the crack for work, but every time I close my eyes I see the guy on the floor on the woman hammering his chest. I was like that aswell, you're maybe feeling a bit more emotional because of the drink? It's just one of those things, used to read about folk dying every day in the paper and never even thought twice about it but after you actually see someone dying in real life right infront of you it really hits you hard. Just try your best to not think about it to much. It's hard but you'll be alright. I ended up appreciating life that wee but more after my experience. Hope you feel better soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Your Mum sounds like and Aunt of mine, are we related? I'm not a grief merchant (Clyde, not Liverpool), but I cannot get it out of my head. Decided to sleep in the living room as the old dear is up at the crack for work, but every time I close my eyes I see the guy on the floor on the woman hammering his chest. Hope you are ok, you must have got an awful fright. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 (edited) Great night out! Was chatted up by a Milf. Pulled a lassie. Met 2 birds from Prestonpans. Edited April 26, 2015 by SOL II 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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