Breaking Decency Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 She has the most ridiculous set of hips in the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 She's okay I guess. fumble fumble 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 I used to always think 'tramp, pain in the arse, bit of a boot' but secretly would. Recently I think she's put on a pound or two so she's looking fucking ace and I make no secret of the fact I'd ride her til the neighbours moaned about the smell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Were I to indulge in a night of passion with Mercedes, I'd have to gag her. She's great looking and all, but she sounds like a builder when she speaks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Were I to indulge in a night of passion with Mercedes, I'd have to gag her. She's great looking and all, but she sounds like a builder when she speaks. Aye, I'd be digging out the snooker ball and black leather strapping myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Recently I think she's put on a pound or two so she's looking fucking ace and I make no secret of the fact I'd ride her til the neighbours moaned about the smell. Even more recently she's had liposuction, so nae luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Even more recently she's had liposuction, so nae luck. Good God. I was only going on a recent episode, and I literally did mean a pound or two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Even more recently she's had liposuction, so nae luck. That was on her arse though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 I can think of something to put in her mouth to stop her talking A chloroform soaked rag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 that irish bint who presented blue peter seems to be on this week for no apparent reason other than she's blonde with a nice arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 that irish bint who presented blue peter seems to be on this week for no apparent reason other than she's blonde with a nice arse. plus 1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 I agree, Chicago Town pepperoni pizzas are ace. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 I'm now a convert - how could I have been so wrong?..... "If you squint, tilt your head to one side, and stand rougly 3ft away, you can make out the face of Jesus in Gloria's feathers. Sort of." http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/835932-jesus-found-in-chickens-feathers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted July 23, 2010 Author Share Posted July 23, 2010 I'm now a convert - how could I have been so wrong?..... http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/835932-jesus-found-in-chickens-feathers You're an omnivore again? Yay! Mon the meat eaters! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 I'm a carnivore. I only ever eat roadkill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Off on holiday next week. Not really a PTTGOYN or RTBC as I have mixed emotions about spending a week with three kids in a caravan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Off on holiday next week. Not really a PTTGOYN or RTBC as I have mixed emotions about spending a week with three kids in a caravan. Is this organised through Michael Jackson holidays? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 You're an omnivore again? Yay! Mon the meat eaters! Again, you have completely missed the point! Incidentally, I noticed the major flavouring ingredient on packets of Walker's Beef and Yorkshire Pudding flavoured and German Sausage flavoured crisps last night was "Poultry Broth". Nary a mention of pig or beef essences at all. Feel free to check a packet yourself or the review here - http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/food/walkers-english-roast-beef-yorkshire-pud-crisps/1451757/ That is one excellent reason why I am and will remain a vegetarian! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renton Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 (edited) Again, you have completely missed the point! Incidentally, I noticed the major flavouring ingredient on packets of Walker's Beef and Yorkshire Pudding flavoured and German Sausage flavoured crisps last night was "Poultry Broth". Nary a mention of pig or beef essences at all. Feel free to check a packet yourself or the review here - http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/food/walkers-english-roast-beef-yorkshire-pud-crisps/1451757/ That is one excellent reason why I am and will remain a vegetarian! Carrots have feelings too, you monster Edited July 23, 2010 by renton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Carrots have feelings too, you monster Oh wow....heavy man, too heavy... -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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