mizfit Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I just watched a video of people making a grilled cheesecake sandwich and now I'm hungry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 This is a really lovely song 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Addie must be really desperate for a ride. Be a wear, people. Been married ten years. Of course I am. Anyway. Salt and Vinegar? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 I just watched a video of people making a grilled cheesecake sandwich and now I'm hungry. I had to google what that was. It looks amazing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurbineTon Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Woke up feeling rougher than a junkies carpet. Not DECE. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 I have a strange desire to drink some horlicks this morning. I've not drank it years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Woke up feeling rougher than a junkies carpet. Not DECE. Junkies have carpets? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurbineTon Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Junkies have carpets? Posh ones do, yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Went to the doc this morning about recurrent heartburn. She's only gone and told me to stop drinking for a month while it settles down. I've got 25 pints of homebrew on the go! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Went to the doc this morning about recurrent heartburn. She's only gone and told me to stop drinking for a month while it settles down. I've got 25 pints of homebrew on the go!Go back and demand Omperazole. Jumped up tart knows hee haw! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Went to the doc this morning about recurrent heartburn. She's only gone and told me to stop drinking for a month while it settles down. I've got 25 pints of homebrew on the go! I'll be up later on. See you soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Go back and demand Omperazole. Jumped up tart knows hee haw! She gave me the fucking omeprazole! She wants me to take that, eat a bland diet and cut the bevvy oot. Think I'll just take the omeprazole and dingy the rest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 I'll be up later on. See you soon. It'll be ready next week. Think Adam's coming over for the uncorking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 She gave me the fucking omeprazole! She wants me to take that, eat a bland diet and cut the bevvy oot. Think I'll just take the omeprazole and dingy the rest.You know it makes sense. Stick to beer, give cider a miss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 You know it makes sense. Stick to beer, give cider a miss. I don't drink cider anyway, too gassy, fucks my guts up. Nae danger I'm going teetotal. I tried it for a while, it was shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 I don't drink cider anyway, too gassy, fucks my guts up. Nae danger I'm going teetotal. I tried it for a while, it was shite. I was teetotal for eleven years. Then I turned 12 and never looked back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 I was teetotal for eleven years. Then I turned 12 and never looked back. I was 13 when I started boozing I think. I can't remember the exact age because I haven't really sobered up for long since. I do recall having my first recreational drugs before trying booze, circa age 10. Think I tried my first fag the year afore that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Went to the doc this morning about recurrent heartburn. She's only gone and told me to stop drinking for a month while it settles down. I've got 25 pints of homebrew on the go! Can I have it instead? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Can I have it instead? I've half a dozen bottles reserved for you, but you're not getting the lot. I'd sooner die than hand the lot over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Just had four hours worth of meetings with my bank and the registrars office in Dundee. Mortgage, done, life insurance done, buildings insurance done, and a marriage licence done. Life has just entered the 'serious shit' stage and I don't quite know how I feel about it all! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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