kerrdavidson95 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Me and the Cessna will just hide in the corner. Fast-jets absolutely fascinate me, the physics of them are just mental. Helicopters are my thing now though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 My boxing club has a big show on Saturday night. They couldn't find an opponent for one of the middleweights so I just agreed to fight. Need to cram 8 weeks of training into the next three days. I didn't even request a new caravan for my ma' and I've not sparred for about seven months. Not sure how I'll cope without booze or pizza for so long. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 My boxing club has a big show on Saturday night. They couldn't find an opponent for one of the middleweights so I just agreed to fight. Need to cram 8 weeks of training into the next three days. I didn't even request a new caravan for my ma' and I've not sparred for about seven months. Not sure how I'll cope without booze or pizza for so long. Stream? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 My boxing club has a big show on Saturday night. They couldn't find an opponent for one of the middleweights so I just agreed to fight. Need to cram 8 weeks of training into the next three days. I didn't even request a new caravan for my ma' and I've not sparred for about seven months. Not sure how I'll cope without booze or pizza for so long. You are fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 You are fucked. Absolutely. Stream? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Absolutely. Stream? A wee bit of decorum required here, the boy's about to become a cabbage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Stream? Of blood from my nose? Probably. You are fucked. I'm hoping the other boy slips on my blood and does himself some damage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 My boxing club has a big show on Saturday night. They couldn't find an opponent for one of the middleweights so I just agreed to fight. Need to cram 8 weeks of training into the next three days. I didn't even request a new caravan for my ma' and I've not sparred for about seven months. Not sure how I'll cope without booze or pizza for so long. Good night sweet prince 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Of blood from my nose? Probably. I'm hoping the other boy slips on my blood and does himself some damage. I hope you've sold advertising on the soles of your boots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 I hope you've sold advertising on the soles of your boots. I would if I could find the bloody things! Meant to be going to dentist on Friday to fix a tooth that exploded when sparring for my last tear up. Might put off seeing the lion killer until next week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 I'm hoping the other boy slips on my blood and does himself some damage. Excellent plan. There's also the chance that he might hurt his hands on your face. Meant to be going to dentist on Friday to fix a tooth that exploded when sparring for my last tear up. Might put off seeing the lion killer until next week. Ask him for the really good painkillers and you'll be set for Saturday night. You'll be an absolute hero on here if you win the damned thing now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 My boxing club has a big show on Saturday night. They couldn't find an opponent for one of the middleweights so I just agreed to fight. Need to cram 8 weeks of training into the next three days. I didn't even request a new caravan for my ma' and I've not sparred for about seven months. Not sure how I'll cope without booze or pizza for so long. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 I get a reoccurring dream that in taking a shit on a chair with a built in toilet in it (like the one homer made in the Simpsons) and there are all sorts of people around me aware that I'm doing it. The worst part is obviously the wiping and that often turns out messy and a lot of people are disturbed in the dream and put off me and there are always nice women there to see it going on. Last night I dreamt I was doing it on a bus of all places to have a built in toilet! Wake up in a cold sweat afterwards and happy it was just a dream but I think it represents some kind of insecurity 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 You were bullied by your parents during potty training. That will be £350 please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 I get a reoccurring dream that in taking a shit on a chair with a built in toilet in it (like the one homer made in the Simpsons) and there are all sorts of people around me aware that I'm doing it. The worst part is obviously the wiping and that often turns out messy and a lot of people are disturbed in the dream and put off me and there are always nice women there to see it going on. Last night I dreamt I was doing it on a bus of all places to have a built in toilet! Wake up in a cold sweat afterwards and happy it was just a dream but I think it represents some kind of insecurity Sounds like you've probably crapped in your laundry basket during the night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 I actually think it's my mind way of telling me not to embarrass myself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 I actually think it's my mind way of telling me not to embarrass myself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Everyone's favourite mentally challenged Celtic fan Jacqueline just got on my bus, in Ibrox oddly. Almost exploded with laughter and joy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 I get a reoccurring dream that in taking a shit on a chair with a built in toilet in it (like the one homer made in the Simpsons) and there are all sorts of people around me aware that I'm doing it. The worst part is obviously the wiping and that often turns out messy and a lot of people are disturbed in the dream and put off me and there are always nice women there to see it going on. Last night I dreamt I was doing it on a bus of all places to have a built in toilet! Wake up in a cold sweat afterwards and happy it was just a dream but I think it represents some kind of insecurity Moaning faced tarts. Can't a man take a public crap in peace? The wife has a commode in the house that she hates having to use; you're welcome to borrow it and take a trip down to Princes Street if you'd like to make your dreams come true? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Everyone's favourite mentally challenged Celtic fan Jacqueline Glad you narrowed that down 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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