Smurph Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I was seeing a girl who drank apple sourz and lemonade. It didn't last long. Have a proper fucking drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I was seeing a girl who drank apple sourz and lemonade. It didn't last long. Have a proper fucking drink.holy shit bet you loved going to the bar,"2 pints of lager, a jack and coke, vodka diet coke and Em *cough cough* - apple sourz and lemonade please." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 holy shit bet you loved going to the bar, "2 pints of lager, a jack and coke, vodka diet coke and Em *cough cough* - apple sourz and lemonade please." Just replace 'illegal fireworks' with 'apple sourz and lemonade' in the following video: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 At a work 'night out' (basically going to the shitehole of a pub across the road) a few weeks back I got the first (and only - you think Aberdonians are cheapskates, Yorkshire folk make us look positively generous) round. I was expecting 'normal' drinks, but I ended up with a list of odd drinks half of which I hadn't even heard of. What the hell is 'Passoa'? I'm still not sure if Sambuca is an acceptable tipple to chose for a few post-work drinks. I've not been eyed as disapprovingly by a barman since I ordered a round and accidentally left the Guinness until last when I was in first year of uni. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 FlyerTon, what happened to your post about Yazz? I mind that lassie being more attractive than that, for some reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Clearly time to revisit a tremendous work of art that someone was actually paid for: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I wouldn't trust anyone who buys a drink that contains less than 2 units of alcohol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I wouldn't trust anyone who buys a drink that contains less than 2 units of alcohol. How's the back doing Fudge? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 How's the back doing Fudge? Better now, thanks. Let's take a look at common drinks types that contain less than 2 units of alcohol Pint of beer/lager/cider at less than approx 3.5 % - this is basically water. Reconsider your choice of beer/lager/cider Lager shandy - hello sailor Bottle of beer/half pint- You'll need to buy another in 5 mins. Bottles are a false economy Alcopop - u wot m8? Single spirit - why didn't you get a double? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Probably back in your lesbian phase Dave. Still in that phase, actually. I'll be honest; it's not going so well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Better now, thanks. Let's take a look at common drinks types that contain less than 2 units of alcohol Pint of beer/lager/cider at less than approx 3.5 % - this is basically water. Reconsider your choice of beer/lager/cider Lager shandy - hello sailor Bottle of beer/half pint- You'll need to buy another in 5 mins. Bottles are a false economy Alcopop - u wot m8? Single spirit - why didn't you get a double? Happy to drink bottles of lager at home, but I've always been bemused by folk who by them at bars. They often cost as much as a draft pint. Unless you actually just want one small drink (e.g. Designated driver), or there is a beer you really really want that they have bottled but not on draft (happened to me literally once when I wanted a bottle of MB for nostalgic reasons) what's the point? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 That feeling when you clean the microwave and realise what's been lurking out of sight on the ceiling since you last cleaned it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Happy to drink bottles of lager at home, but I've always been bemused by folk who by them at bars. They often cost as much as a draft pint. Unless you actually just want one small drink (e.g. Designated driver), or there is a beer you really really want that they have bottled but not on draft (happened to me literally once when I wanted a bottle of MB for nostalgic reasons) what's the point? I should have said I was referring to buying drinks in a pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I should have said I was referring to buying drinks in a pub. Brewdog is alright,im shocking if i drink pints,id be aswell moving into the toilet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris. Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 SSN using the FM database and Tony Cascarino to pick out a new striker for Man United. Absolutely awful. They're even comparing players as if you would in the game, comparing finishing stats etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Happy to drink bottles of lager at home, but I've always been bemused by folk who by them at bars. They often cost as much as a draft pint. Made extra worse at puddle-drinker frequented clubs / festivals where they're forced to pour the bottled content into clear plastic pint glass. "Here's what's clearly just over a mere half pint. That'll be £4.50 please" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Made extra worse at puddle-drinker frequented clubs / festivals where they're forced to pour the bottled content into clear plastic pint glass. "Here's what's clearly just over a mere half pint. That'll be £4.50 please" Nothing worse. I'm not a big spirit drinker, I like whisky, but things like whisky I think are better in a pub or at home, so at clubs I've tended to go for beer. Paying extortionate prices for half filled plastic pint cup of water after waiting half an hour to get served. No wonder I never want to go to clubs any more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/katie-hopkins-reveals-fear-she-will-die-during-brain-surgery-to-cure-epilepsy-10432500.html I'll just leave this here for P&B to comment on in its usual way... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/katie-hopkins-reveals-fear-she-will-die-during-brain-surgery-to-cure-epilepsy-10432500.html I'll just leave this here for P&B to comment on in its usual way... She has a brain? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/katie-hopkins-reveals-fear-she-will-die-during-brain-surgery-to-cure-epilepsy-10432500.html I'll just leave this here for P&B to comment on in its usual way... Seriously? They're worried about her receiving "insensitive and insulting" messages? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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