Sweet Pete Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 I've always wondered how a subcrawl works. The nearest pub to Govan is an old man's hovel, the nearest one to Ibrox is uh... Rangers minded (and I seem to recall from the last time I saw it has "MORE THAN A CLUB" written on a sign at the top of it), I can't imagine these places being open to the sort of people who'd do a subcrawl coming in. See below. The cream bun pubs are by far the most enjoyable on the whole thing, with North Glasgow being the shite part of the crawl. You'd be wrong. The southside pubs are the best pubs on the crawl, and the most open to a big bunch of folk wandering in. Well, except for when we all walked in The Angel... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 The one at Ibrox is the Louden Tavern. It's fine as long as you avoid match and Orange walk days, and don't going in singing about the RA. I had a session in the Louden after Sons game against Rangers last year with a Rangers mate. First I'd ever been in that one on a match day, only having visited for SubCrawls previously. All weird as f**k ****. Some mouthy bird was from Stirling or thereabouts, I asked her if she'd enjoyed the game and she looked at me like I was from Mars and said "ah dinnae gaw ae thu gemmes!". When I asked why she had travelled from Stirling to the Louden on a match day otherwise her response was "tae gaw ae thu pub likes!". Freaks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 I had a session in the Louden after Sons game against Rangers last year with a Rangers mate. First I'd ever been in that one on a match day, only having visited for SubCrawls previously. All weird as f**k ****. Some mouthy bird was from Stirling or thereabouts, I asked her if she'd enjoyed the game and she looked at me like I was from Mars and said "ah dinnae gaw ae thu gemmes!". When I asked why she had travelled from Stirling to the Louden on a match day otherwise her response was "tae gaw ae thu pub likes!". Freaks. When we visited a few years ago I'm sure we went to some place called the Rolls Royce social club. We met some boy that introduced himself as Billy and followed that my the statement "and im a bigot" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 I take it all that is left are the jubblies? What about the skylight? Grimbo Eta is he talking about the pie hole? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 When we visited a few years ago I'm sure we went to some place called the Rolls Royce social club. We met some boy that introduced himself as Billy and followed that my the statement "and im a bigot" Least the c**t was honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Least the bigoted c**t was honest. Better 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 When we visited a few years ago I'm sure we went to some place called the Rolls Royce social club. We met some boy that introduced himself as Billy and followed that my the statement "and im a bigot" Went to a Bigots Anonymous meeting IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 I absolutely smashed my knees to bits last night celebrating Fletchers goal, can't walk without being in agony.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 I've always wondered how a subcrawl works. The nearest pub to Govan is an old man's hovel, the nearest one to Ibrox is uh... Rangers minded (and I seem to recall from the last time I saw it has "MORE THAN A CLUB" written on a sign at the top of it), I can't imagine these places being open to the sort of people who'd do a subcrawl coming in.Don't be such a big girl's blouse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 I have to agree that the old man hovels are indeed better than poncey student pubs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 I sold my car five months ago. On the same day i sold it the buyer got a parking fine from that DRP shitey company. Despite my good judgement i phoned them a month ago and got told that they used their access to the DVLA files to confirm im still the owner. Phoned the DVLA and obviously they confirmed i wasnt. Still getting letter. In that five months ive been warned from five different companies sending me letter almost every third day that impending legal action will take place if i dont pay the reduced £80 fee. Can they not just f**k off? It surely cant be worth all this bollocks for £80. Wish i could claim harrassment or something 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 I sold my car five months ago. On the same day i sold it the buyer got a parking fine from that DRP shitey company. Despite my good judgement i phoned them a month ago and got told that they used their access to the DVLA files to confirm im still the owner. Phoned the DVLA and obviously they confirmed i wasnt. Still getting letter. In that five months ive been warned from five different companies sending me letter almost every third day that impending legal action will take place if i dont pay the reduced £80 fee. Can they not just f**k off? It surely cant be worth all this bollocks for £80. Wish i could claim harrassment or something They will give up. Don't pay them a penny - in fact, send them a bill for a grand for wasting your time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 They will give up. Don't pay them a penny - in fact, send them a bill for a grand for wasting your time. Oi! Stop stealing my ideas! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 I sold my car five months ago. On the same day i sold it the buyer got a parking fine from that DRP shitey company. Despite my good judgement i phoned them a month ago and got told that they used their access to the DVLA files to confirm im still the owner. Phoned the DVLA and obviously they confirmed i wasnt. Still getting letter. In that five months ive been warned from five different companies sending me letter almost every third day that impending legal action will take place if i dont pay the reduced £80 fee. Can they not just f**k off? It surely cant be worth all this bollocks for £80. Wish i could claim harrassment or something Upgrade your home phone number to a premium rate number. There's no need for stickers or driving like a twat, this time. Explain to them via a letter you are keen to square up your debt, but you can only do this over the phone. When they call, f**k them about something chronic. A good hour should do it. Hey Presto! You're a fiver up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 A half or two and no casualties in 29 pubs? The Glasgow SubCrawl makes grown men weep and that's only 15 pubs (16 if you close the circle). You organise it and I'll drink you under two tables 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 You organise it and I'll drink you under two tables There's been a few P&B Subcrawls, mate. Only the first two really count though. We should organise a new one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Go for it. I work every second weekend, but if I'm off I'll have a bash........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Done and fucking dusted near enough. Sally Cinnamon on the juker. Mon tae f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Done and fucking dusted near enough. Sally Cinnamon on the juker. Mon tae f**k. What a lying Celtic c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 When I come into power I shall make this the national anthem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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