Boostin' Kev Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Nice story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 My work have given me an iPad and I love it more than I love my wife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Nice story. It wasn't really. More a very brief anecdote. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Hitler celebrated Halloween and we all know what happened to him. Better safe than sorry IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 You never mentioned pants, what role did they play?Asking this of a story about children BEAST behaviour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Hitler celebrated Halloween and we all know what happened to him. Better safe than sorry IMO. Good point. This wee Methodist lady is saving us from raising a generation of Hitlers. Gor bless her foresight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 You never mentioned pants, what role did they play? See below. Asking this of a story about children BEAST behaviour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 I am thinking of moving back to America next summer. I have dual US-UK citizenship so I can go anytime, but my bird is Scottish so she won't be able to stay more than 6 months. She'd also need to keep applying for a replacement visa. I'm not down with immigant law but the reality looks like I'll need to either dump her or marry her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Smash her back doors in 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Dump her and I'll smash her back doors in on the rebound. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Let me smash her back doors in, then dump her for cheating, smashing her back doors in during a bout of farewell sex, then Sweet Pete can re-smash her back doors in on the rebound. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 I'm first and DA is going to watch, then KB, KB again and finally Pete. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 (edited) Thanks guys, I get to shag the ringpiece like the top of a welly. Edited October 8, 2015 by Bobby Skidmarks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Shite that I have to go last like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Shite that I have to go last like. It's going to be like opening the window and shagging the night. Nae luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 At least you get a go. I only get to watch and touch myself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 At least you get a go. I only get to watch and touch myself I get to go sloppy seconds after myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Surely we've all had our own sloppy seconds? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Surely we've all had our own sloppy seconds? Speak for yourself. I'm usually fast asleep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Speak for yourself. I'm usually fast asleep It's been a while for me so I'm not sure what my stamina is like these days 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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