Dee Dee Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Eftir the day though. No elbow drinking is the lick, meh wee bro. Settees mair sodden than granny dungers back fanny eftir a jaunt up the hulltoon on a balmy day. #ooooooshacuntyeh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 I was approaching the roundabout near IKEA in my car, a fox crossed in front of me And this is worth sharing because! ???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 And this is worth sharing because! ???? Maybe it was a VW Fox. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Why does Rupert the bear wear tartan trousers? coz he's a c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Maybe it was a VW Fox. Or a Michael J. Great at making voddy martinis, shite at stealing tambourines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 I'm thinking of coming out of retirement but at nigh on 28 years old, is it really worth it? Haha no taken long! I'll be on it in less than 2 hours. Happy daze. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Haha no taken long! I'll be on it in less than 2 hours. Happy daze. Settle, old boy. I'm talking about the kick ball. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Haha i'll still be on it in less than..... 1.5 hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-35218100 This would be a worrying story if Kyrgyzstan was a real place. Is it closes to ISIS? Anyway I think this guy will be eating it for a long time... staple food in the local prison. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Wasn't on purpose, but I ended up eating dinner in the bath. Had the Last of the Summer Wine theme tune in my head the whole time for some reason. And this is worth sharing because! ???? He ran the wee hunny over and has her strapped down in his sex dungeon. It's a cry for help, really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Of to a great start to the year with my #NewYearNewMe by ordering a 12 inch donner pizza and a bag of chips. Bring it on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohanaman Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Of to a great start to the year with my #NewYearNewMe by ordering a 12 inch donner pizza and a bag of chips. Bring it on. Don't forget tae wash it down wae diet irn bru... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Don't forget tae wash it down wae diet irn bru... The amount of people that used to come into McDonald's, order a large meal, with nuggets and ice cream then ask for a Diet Coke was unreal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Don't forget tae wash it down wae diet irn bru... Don't insult me like that again, I'm on the real Bru. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 The amount of people that used to come into McDonald's, order a large meal, with nuggets and ice cream then ask for a Diet Coke was unreal Maybe they like the taste better? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 The amount of people that used to come into McDonald's, order a large meal, with nuggets and ice cream then ask for a Diet Coke was unreal I do that, don't grudge the calories on food but I hate using 400 or so on a medium soda. That's another McChicken sandwich ffs! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 medium soda. Get out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Fucking soda. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Get out. f**k knows why I said that. Typed it without thinking too. One of they words you'll type but never say in real life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 (edited) Wasn't on purpose, but I ended up eating dinner in the bath. Had the Last of the Summer Wine theme tune in my head the whole time for some reason. How the f**k can you accidentally eat your dinner in the bath? Edited January 3, 2016 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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