Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 That's Donatello, my duck doorstop. He is a friend, a confidant and a pervert. Quite brazen about going for a shite that you need a doorstop to let everyone see it? I like your style. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 That's a duck doorstop, you blind spanner. His name is Donatello. Did you make him from a few pairs of your/your wife's knickers? Seems like that's a pretty common design, right down to the pink ribbon. Maybe Mozza can confirm after he's broken in his Christmas shoecam? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Quite brazen about going for a shite that you need a doorstop to let everyone see it? I like your style. It's for when he has visitors over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Anyway, it seems I've broken Mrs Romeo. You wish fatty, she'd fucking destroy you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 You must be living hand to mouth these days, Romeo. Godspeed, young man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 In a few months time Romeo will on here complaining of a bad back, incurred whilst carrying his wife through to the kitchen so she can make his dinner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Did you make him from a few pairs of your/your wife's knickers? Seems like that's a pretty common design, right down to the pink ribbon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 I wouldn't even surface. The only place he's safe from such drug cartels, is Kirkton. I can see him becoming a popular DP sub I mean dead pool substitute not,err, something sex-wise 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Fair play; a man who recycles his material is a man after my own heart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 RIP Sean Penn. While reading his last testament I kept thinking of Danny Devito's character in Get Shorty. (in the Elmore Leonard book even more than the Tarentino film) http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/features/el-chapo-speaks-20160109 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Our works canteen doesn't open until 7:45, I've just walked into the building and caught some woman pacing outside the entrance 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Our works canteen doesn't open until 7:45, I've just walked into the building and caught some woman pacing outside the entrance Must admit, I'm choking for some sausage myself this morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Must admit, I'm choking for some sausage myself this morning. Hello, sailor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Must admit, I'm choking for some sausage myself this morning. When a tramp in the woods is just never enough. Grimbo Eta yes I nicked it but it's too good not to go for a double exposure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 I pretty much fucking detest my work and I have to leave for it quite soon. I wish I had ItzDrk's (?) carefree attitude and could just sack it. I also don't want to leave Donatello in the house on his own. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 I pretty much fucking detest my work and I have to leave for it quite soon. I wish I had ItzDrk's (?) carefree attitude and could just sack it. I also don't want to leave Donatello in the house on his own. Dees are you a ninja turtle? How the f**k can that be detestable? Maybe it's time you came out of your shell. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 I pretty much fucking detest my work and I have to leave for it quite soon. I wish I had ItzDrk's (?) carefree attitude and could just sack it. I also don't want to leave Donatello in the house on his own. Working is shite. A mate of mine loves bikes. Riding his bike, looking at bikes and talking about bikes. "Shut up about bikes" So working in a bike shop would be his ideal job. right? After 2 months doing it he hated bikes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 I fathered 800 children, claims sperm donor Mr Watson charges £50 for his services - the "magic potion pot" - and most of his clients find him on Facebook. They ask him questions, such as whether he has any hereditary diseases, then they meet, often at a service station on the M1. Clients either book a room in the hotel or use the public toilets. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-35262535 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Had some sausage and a roll this morning when my mum came over Work killed my interest in computers too, so I'm with you all on that. Must be an absolute shiter if you spend nine years training to be an architect (or similar) only to realise that you've grown to absolutely detest the job. I fathered 800 children, claims sperm donor What happened to getting a mate hammered and taking advantage while he's unconscious? There's no romance in the world these days 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 If I was him I'd spend the next few weeks saying goodbye to my family and friends. Not much point. Given the way the Mexican drug cartels operate, you'll probably find that the severed heads of his family and friends will be left beside his on some dusty roadside in the next few weeks.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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