Njord Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 "The last time Eden Hazard scored, Caitlyn Jenner had a cock" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 "The last time Eden Hazard scored, Caitlyn Jenner had a cock"Please tell me a Sky commentator said that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 There's a dangerous criminal on Crimewatch who has stole £20,000 worth of biscuits. I'll leave that here and send out the Pun Brigade signal.Do you mean the pun Club? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Do you mean the pun Club? I know what I meant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 I know what I meant.I don't, we're not United on this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Do you mean the pun Club? I don't, we're not United on this. Well played, one more and you've got a Trio. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 If depression is seemingly maladaptive, why has it not been eradicated by natural selection? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 If depression is seemingly maladaptive, why has it not been eradicated by natural selection? The deaths of the miserable have been balanced out by the murders of the overly cheerful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Well played, one more and you've got a Trio.I can't think of any more. My punning ability tends to yoyo these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 If depression is seemingly maladaptive, why has it not been eradicated by natural selection? I don't think anyone says depression is seemingly maladaptive. Mainly, because it'd make them sound like a pretentious little bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 I can't think of any more. My punning ability tends to yoyo these days. That one takes the biscuit. I'm crumbling. Garibaldio 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 If depression is seemingly maladaptive, why has it not been eradicated by natural selection? Alcohol and recreational drugs. Two things depressed people are often able to manage with ease and they work wonders for lowering inhibitions and standards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. You have standards? Cool Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 40 dominos pizzas delivered to work. No coleslaw though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 That fat c***s not holding back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Having chicken on a pizza is up there with coleslaw IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1450181956.380544.jpg 40 dominos pizzas delivered to work. No coleslaw though The boy on the right can't wait to ram that pizza home the greedy b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 He took a whole pizza back to his desk. Poor etiquette from the fat c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 (edited) Away to lather it with his secret stash of coleslaw no doubt. Keep your eye on that BEAST. Edited December 15, 2015 by Bobby Skidmarks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Away to lather it with his secret stash of coleslaw no doubt. Keep your eye on that BEAST. Has previous. . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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