Fae_the_'briggs Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Disappointed the first thing that went through your mind wasn't "Oh I must get a photo of this to avoid being told to gtf". Unfortunately I had other things on my mind Swarley, and only one hand free, plus I am technically ignorant of carrying out such a procedure. I happily leave it to competent chaps such as yourself and Zen. ​ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Wait now. Are you sure you're going to Ireland and not Iceland? The Scottish media has always led me to believe that the entire World, especially Ireland, are besotted with two Glasgow based teams (who aren't Partick and Queens Park). well you see, I thought the same I thought it would be like Glasgow but as a country sized version. they really do not give that much of a toss unless relatives are here, even the bloke who is from the north of Ireland (big hint to his leanings) does not givea daffy about Scottish football 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Was watching the BBC 1pm news on my lunchbreak and then doctors came on and that Irish bird Lauren that was in an episode of the inbetweeners was getting boabied off some old grey biddie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 One of the letters that arrived at work today eas from this company in Texas, https://www.munters.com/en/ https://www.munters.com/en/about-us/history-of-munters/ From their History of Munters page: You are here: Start About us History of Munters History of MuntersThe humidity that exists in the air around us is at the heart of Munters’ operations. Carl Munters’ knowledge of thermodynamics resulted, by the mid-1950s, in innovations where air humidity could be regulated using methods that were based on the laws of nature. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 When ye think of the advancements made in medicine over the centuries and how far we've came, as a species, to being close to fucking immortal... why the f**k is there still no cure for a common cold? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 One of the letters that arrived at work today eas from this company in Texas, https://www.munters.com/en/ That lassie looks absolutely fucking thrilled to be able to go home at Christmas and tell the family about her work at such a prestigious firm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 When ye think of the advancements made in medicine over the centuries and how far we've came, as a species, to being close to fucking immortal... why the f**k is there still no cure for a common cold? Why bother? There's plenty better things to spend the research money on, it's a self-limiting couple of days of being unwell and only a complete soft lad (or someone severely immuno-compromised, in which case they'd be isolated from it) really suffers it. Anyone else is just self-pitying. Fluids and paracetamol and growing a set will help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 There are other equally benign ailments that can be cured. Why not this one? Affects everyone. Costs billions in lost work hours. Would be a fucking fortune in it. Ridiculous state of affairs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 The virus mutates so frequently that we'd never keep up with it anyway. How many times a year do you get a cold? I probably get around 4 a year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 This is my first one in about three years or so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 First taps aff of the year spotted walking across George Square with a bottle of sherry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 First taps aff of the year spotted walking across George Square with a bottle of sherry. Walked past one at the bottom of Union Street 20 minutes ago on my way home from work. Proper junkie look about him too, naturally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Walked past one at the bottom of Union Street 20 minutes ago on my way home from work. Proper junkie look about him too, naturally. McRuffian NAP. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Why bother? There's plenty better things to spend the research money on, it's a self-limiting couple of days of being unwell and only a complete soft lad (or someone severely immuno-compromised, in which case they'd be isolated from it) really suffers it. Anyone else is just self-pitying. Fluids and paracetamol and growing a set will help. Will this advice be helpful to Yhallsaint? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Will this advice be helpful to Yhallsaint? A proverbial set. This advice is universal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Will this advice be helpful to Yhallsaint? I was a bit worried that Yhallsaint might need watching in case he developed a burning ambition for lebensraum and persecuting and murdering folk, but unless he also has a micro penis, not to worry.. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/adolf-hitler-had-micro-penis-7421464 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Why bother? There's plenty better things to spend the research money on, it's a self-limiting couple of days of being unwell and only a complete soft lad (or someone severely immuno-compromised, in which case they'd be isolated from it) really suffers it. Anyone else is just self-pitying. Fluids and paracetamol and growing a set will help. Hark at Florence Fucking Nightingale here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Hark at Florence Fucking Nightingale here. She's all rainbows and puppies, that's for sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 She's all rainbows and puppies, that's for sure. Sounds like you get all the sympathy in the world when you come down with something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Sounds like you get all the sympathy in the world when you come down with something. "Man the f**k up, I get enough of this at work", or words to those effect... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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