welshbairn Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Bus w****r Someone's just bought a new Fiat 500. H2H. http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/202471-reasons-to-be-cheerful/?p=10560680 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Someone's just bought a new Fiat 500. H2H. http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/202471-reasons-to-be-cheerful/?p=10560680 Yeah but it's not PWL, who seems to be a bus Wan7er... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Was it him you called a train w****r? Was just trying to give you the full set. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 I masturbated on the bus ONCE and you guys can't let it go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Someone's just bought a new Fiat 500. H2H. http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/202471-reasons-to-be-cheerful/?p=10560680 I bet his name is Raymond (rae monde) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Was it him you called a train w****r? Was just trying to give you the full set. Ah ok, Ta. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 I masturbated on the bus ONCE and you guys can't let it go. Neither could you apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 I masturbated on the bus ONCE and you guys can't let it go. If it was a Scania Omni Express run by CityLink Gold, I don't blame you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 I masturbated on the bus ONCE and you guys can't let it go. Behaviour like that can get you branded a beast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 f**k off Zen! Utterly ludicrous! You should be made to return your cock n baws. She's a minging slapper, take a fucking telling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Fucking idiot. Get out! If I wasn't enjoying a beer and watching the football I'd get in my car and come through and dispense some Marquess of Queensberry ya manky wee shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 You'd probably trip over your slippers on the way out to the car ya silly auld basturt. Simmer down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 My son's hamster died. I feel really bad it was a birthday present😞 and when I put it in the brown bin it landed with a saddening thud. R.I.P nameless hamster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 My son's hamster died. I feel really bad it was a birthday present😞 and when I put it in the brown bin it landed with a saddening thud. R.I.P nameless hamster. No name = no soul = no worry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 No name = no soul = no worry It was also ginger and evil. It attacked me if I went near the cage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 My son's hamster died. I feel really bad it was a birthday present and when I put it in the brown bin it landed with a saddening thud. R.I.P nameless hamster. Don't you have a basketball hoop, like the vet on The Simpsons? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 There is a man on the X86 wearing a red "Make America Great Again" baseball cap. This bus goes to Falkirk via Kirkintilloch, Kilsyth and Dennyloanhead... That explains everything.... Falkirk isn't far from California 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 There is a man on the X86 wearing a red "Make America Great Again" baseball cap. This bus goes to Falkirk via Kirkintilloch, Kilsyth and Dennyloanhead... Swampy Yank Mike 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Getting a full tooth extraction next week. Acid reflux has rotted my teeth. Got an operation and it clearly never worked. Bit worried. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Getting a full tooth extraction next week. Acid reflux has rotted my teeth. Got an operation and it clearly never worked. Bit worried. Nothing to worry about, it's a piece of piss. Having said that, I strangely enjoy the sensation of getting my teeth pulled out. I would have them all pulled if it wouldn't be such an inconvenience to eating or dazzling females with my pearly white smile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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