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Another season two episode, "Gnomes", revolves around a group of "underpants gnomes" who, as their name suggests, run a corporation stealing people's underpants. When asked about their business model, various gnomes reply that theirs is a three-step process: Phase 1 is "collect underpants". Phase 3 is "profit". However, the gnomes are unable to explain what is to occur between the first and final steps, and "Phase 2" is accompanied by a large question mark on their corporate flow chart. Using "????" and "PROFIT!" as the last two steps in a process (usually jokingly) has become a widely popular Internet meme because of this. Especially in the context of politics and economics, "underpants gnomes" has been used by some commentators to characterize a conspicuous gap of logic or planning

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No reason for putting this in here other than it might come in handy one day or put some wicked ideas into someones head. We don't see so many new memes or gifs these days on the site as we used to.

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6 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said:

 

 


It's an old woman with a shocked expression on her face. Probably because she's just looked up from doing her dishes and seen that creepy c**t taking her picture to share with a bunch of strangers.

 

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If the Apocalypse arrives, the good people of P&B have the skills base to tackle it. We have an expert peeping tom, a fire raiser, a hose expert, a shoe consultant, train consultants, bus experts. Profs Hawkins and Cox would be left twiddling their thumbs as we sort things out. 

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32 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

 


The onus is now on Throbber to deliver. Can only lead a horse to water etc

 

postcode ladies pics thread? Hmmn I got outed as creepy trying to do an Aidan by suggesting that a fellow P&B'er with relationship issues might want to video his 2nd date so that if it went wrong then we the Pep Guardiola's of this community could study the video to solve the problem, if one arose?

Grimbo

ETA it's one rule for the perverts etc & 1 in the eye for possible foreign council tax avoiders?

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He worked out who I was based on a post I made some time ago and private messaged me to ask if that's who I was. I haven't seen him in a good few years but we used to have a good carry on at work.



Was this at a certain pension company or does it predate that?
Thats how i know sir Bobby of skidmarks
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3 minutes ago, sjc said:

My missus done her back in a few days ago and is being a right nippy sweetie so I'm fucking off out to the karaoke bar tonight with some friends to get pissed.

 

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14 minutes ago, sjc said:

My missus done her back in a few days ago and is being a right nippy sweetie so I'm fucking off out to the pub tonight with some friends to get pissed.

That's a bit racist considering where you are. 

Reported. 

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postcode ladies pics thread? Hmmn I got outed as creepy trying to do an Aidan by suggesting that a fellow P&B'er with relationship issues might want to video his 2nd date so that if it went wrong then we the Pep Guardiola's of this community could study the video to solve the problem, if one arose?

Grimbo

ETA it's one rule for the perverts etc & 1 in the eye for possible foreign council tax avoiders?



You were outed as a creep well before that Grimbo.
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1 hour ago, Grim O'Grady said:

postcode ladies pics thread? Hmmn I got outed as creepy trying to do an Aidan by suggesting that a fellow P&B'er with relationship issues might want to video his 2nd date so that if it went wrong then we the Pep Guardiola's of this community could study the video to solve the problem, if one arose?

Grimbo

ETA it's one rule for the perverts etc & 1 in the eye for possible foreign council tax avoiders?

The difference is that throbber can play innocent with his wee Highland boy lost voice if the people from the sex offender register stop him. "Ocht I was just photographing a lovely crow and the girl in her bra must have crept into shot". There's no escaping you sounding perverted with your Frank Sidebottom voice. 

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