throbber Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 You're desperate for my attention this morning. Just a bit more needy than usual and I have been putting off my duties for the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 PM Lichtie, he knows where the best steak pie and chips places are in most foreign countries. Cheers for the tip.Fwiw I drove there and had three Tennetts left in the car from a previous golf trip. I regret nothing though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 I have just been caught staring at a burd's arse by her boyfriend. f**k knows how long I was staring at it and f**k knows how long he was staring at me staring at it but it truly was a magnificent arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 I have just been caught staring at a burd's arse by her boyfriend. f**k knows how long I was staring at it and f**k knows how long he was staring at me staring at it but it truly was a magnificent arse. I hope you kept on staring at him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 1 minute ago, SweeperDee said: I hope you kept on staring at him. I should've winked at him then went back to staring at his burd's arse. I'm disappointed in myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 I should've winked at him then went back to staring at his burd's arse. I'm disappointed in myself. Should've alternated between the two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 I should've winked at him then went back to staring at his burd's arse. I'm disappointed in myself. Or started filming it on your phone, whilst giving him the thumbs up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 I have just been caught staring at a burd's arse by her boyfriend. f**k knows how long I was staring at it and f**k knows how long he was staring at me staring at it but it truly was a magnificent arse. Should have told the nosey b*****d to mind his own business. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: I have just been caught staring at a burd's arse by her boyfriend. f**k knows how long I was staring at it and f**k knows how long he was staring at me staring at it but it truly was a magnificent arse. Pics or GTF her arse not the bf btw. Grimbo -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 Asdas are flogging litre bottles of baileys for a tenner, well the one in Ratcliffe is. No sign of Gary Neville. Never saw any burds arses, mind I was with my Mam, so not really appropriate is it? Grimbo -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 Someone let Lorenzo Amoruso know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 20 minutes ago, Grim O'Grady said: Asdas are flogging litre bottles of baileys for a tenner, well the one in Ratcliffe is. No sign of Gary Neville. Never saw any burds arses, mind I was with my Mam, so not really appropriate is it? Grimbo Ever stick a bit of Creme de Menthe in your Baileys? It's like drinking After Eight mints. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: I have just been caught staring at a burd's arse by her boyfriend. f**k knows how long I was staring at it and f**k knows how long he was staring at me staring at it but it truly was a magnificent arse. Tell him he knows the name of the game and his bitch chose you. He can handle it like gentleman or you can get into some gangsta shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 5 hours ago, Dee Man said: I have just been caught staring at a burd's arse by her boyfriend. f**k knows how long I was staring at it and f**k knows how long he was staring at me staring at it but it truly was a magnificent arse. So you and the girl's boyfriend were both staring at arses? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 Listened to Off the Ball and I'd normally switch off when Take the Floor comes on. However, Julie Fowlis incoming. What a delight she is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: So you and the girl's boyfriend were both staring at arses? That's not very nice, Clive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 I was planning on have a few weekends off the sauce due to overdoing it recently but the girl has just come home with wine and some beers, she must be trying to get me drunk and take advantage of me and who am I to say no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 The Darkness are one of the best bands ever and I shall have fisticuffs with anyone who says otherwise 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 59 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: The Darkness are one of the best bands ever and I shall have fisticuffs with anyone who says otherwise Such an aggressive attitude. You really should believe in a thing called love. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 The Darkness are one of the best bands ever and I shall have fisticuffs with anyone who says otherwise Some things are best left in 2003/04. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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