Drew Brees Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 She probably wears them while ironing and leaves them to last. Uncalled for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Lie ins may be over but it's a good excuse to bring back nap time for the first time since I was in nursery. Honestly didn't realise what I've been missing these past 25 or so years since then. Naps are brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 2 hours ago, throbber said: He would certainly cut her legs off and put her in his f**k pram, but licking feet is a no go. You would need some size of pram, a skip with wheels would do the trick I'd imagine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 (edited) What a bunch of losers, housework on a Sunday. Who wears the troosers in your house? I did mine yesterday, so I've only the ironing to do and the dinner to make, after I get back from the shops. Edited July 23, 2017 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 At least it gives you something else to ahem think about when you see her now. You paint a lovely picture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Throbber's pregnant? I take it we've already done the "who's the father?" bit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Between yesterday and today I've got a new deal on car insurance (keeping the level the same rather than the automatic renewal increase), switched energy suppliers (saving at least 15 quid a month), and worked out my details and strategy for getting a new virgin media deal (The c***s gradually ramp it up but I want to watch the test match next week before ditching sky sports and threatening to leave. I'll save at least 50 a month at that point). Over the next fortnight I need to remortgage (finally under the 80% ratio thing that allows you to get a much better deal) and contact the student loan company (to work out how I want to pay the last couple of hundred quid - 14 years of payments will be done). Happy days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Just now, Tynieness said: He was inspired by the film Junior. I've never seen that film. Does it actually contain a scene where Arnie gets humped by his twin brother Danny DeVito? Too much for me, and I sat through A Serbian Film. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 12 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Throbber's pregnant? I take it we've already done the "who's the father?" bit? Someone's had it in for him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 10 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Throbber's pregnant? I take it we've already done the "who's the father?" bit? The guy from her work is first favourite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Too much for me, and I sat through A Serbian Film. I doubt I could, i'll wait to see what Tony Watt has to say about it 1st before I take the plunge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 I genuinely couldn't sleep well for almost a week after watching that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 I genuinely couldn't sleep well for almost a week after watching that. Oh well, I'm out. I like my sleep too much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 A Serbian Film. Thankfully it wasn't the directors cut, which I'm told is even more graphic. I also watched Ma Mere around that time, another uncomfortable film. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 What's the gestation period for an elephant again. African or Indian? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 8 minutes ago, throbber said: He hasn't worked there in about 8 months. So he just goes in to finger your missus? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Just now, throbber said: Elgin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Please don't associate riff raft like that with Elgin. She's clearly from Nairn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 3 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: Please don't associate riff raft like that with Elgin. She's clearly from Nairn. TBF, it's the Highlands, you could throw a dart and hit someone like her in that neck of the woods. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 I was very disappointed when I saw The Human Centipede, any morbidity in the idea was badly let down by the execution. The sequel was devoid of either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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