Boghead ranter Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 47 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I have purchased several jumpers over the last few weeks in preparation for the Scottish summer ending the day I arrive in Scotland in 2 weeks time. Nah, you're fine. It's started fading out within the last 7-10 days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 I was genuinely just going to come on to post about getting a merino wool jumper from Shandon's generous crowdfunding, you scary mind reading fucker. Scary mind reading fucker or scary looking in your windows right now fucker... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaspianChris Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 This would be a fun conversation for this pilot "Sorry sir but I accidentally fired a missile, no harm done" . Followed by a desperate attempt to find an excuse. https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-45119223?__twitter_impression=true 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 I’ve just been served a tapa of what I can only describe as pig blubber. Not sure what the f**k it is. I thought I was getting more pig’s ears, but there’s no meat and no crunch.Still rattled it, all the same. Surprisingly tasty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Did you ask the waiter if he had pig's ears? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Did you ask the waiter if he had pig's ears?No. She asked me if I wanted a tapa, she pointed at what I thought were pig’s ears as a recommendation. I think. I went along with it. Anything to avoid getting some Ensaladilla Rusa. Then that appeared. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester Desmond Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 37 minutes ago, Bold Rover said: Did you ask the waiter if he had pig's ears? No, its just the way I part my hair 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 2 hours ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: No. She asked me if I wanted a tapa, she pointed at what I thought were pig’s ears as a recommendation. I think. I went along with it. Anything to avoid getting some Ensaladilla Rusa. Then that appeared. Did she have frog's legs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Decided to find an Irish Bar in Barcelona in the hope the football might be on. There’s fucking cricket on. Just let that sink in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Decided to find an Irish Bar in Barcelona in the hope the football might be on. There’s fucking cricket on. Just let that sink in.Oh Lancy Lancy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 8 hours ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: No. She asked me if I wanted a tapa, she pointed at what I thought were pig’s ears as a recommendation. I think. I went along with it. Anything to avoid getting some Ensaladilla Rusa. Then that appeared. You do realise the Spanish for penis is ears? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-45110151 A survey of takeaways in Glasgow has found the average size of a portion of chips has increased by more than 80% since 2002. Campaign group Obesity Action Scotland (OAS) said it had visited 30 outlets and found that the average single portion of chips weighed 380g. That compared with an average serving of 210g, detailed by the Food Standards Agency's portion booklet in 2002. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 8 hours ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: No. She asked me if I wanted a tapa, she pointed at what I thought were pig’s ears as a recommendation. I think. I went along with it. Anything to avoid getting some Ensaladilla Rusa. Then that appeared. Nothing wrong with Ensaladilla Rusa. Spoiler Boak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 7 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-45110151 A survey of takeaways in Glasgow has found the average size of a portion of chips has increased by more than 80% since 2002. Campaign group Obesity Action Scotland (OAS) said it had visited 30 outlets and found that the average single portion of chips weighed 380g. That compared with an average serving of 210g, detailed by the Food Standards Agency's portion booklet in 2002. Facts You Made Up thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 8 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-45110151 A survey of takeaways in Glasgow has found the average size of a portion of chips has increased by more than 80% since 2002. Campaign group Obesity Action Scotland (OAS) said it had visited 30 outlets and found that the average single portion of chips weighed 380g. That compared with an average serving of 210g, detailed by the Food Standards Agency's portion booklet in 2002. You can't have too many chips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Food Standards Agency. Does ever sound a more mundane, boring bunch of wannabe polis that had nae pals at school? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: Food Standards Agency. Does ever sound a more mundane, boring bunch of wannabe polis that had nae pals at school? ^^^ Caught wanking in the pakora sauce. Again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Life is a wee bit complicated just now and as such I must flounce off in a dandy blur. Hopefully be back one day. Love you all xxx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: Caught wanking in the pakora sauce. Again. vvvvv 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: Life is a wee bit complicated just now and as such I must flounce off in a dandy blur. Hopefully be back one day. Love you all xxx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 12 hours ago, welshbairn said: Nothing wrong with Ensaladilla Rusa. Reveal hidden contents Boak. Christ, that and a tin of spam. There's your "summer tea", son. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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