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5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Fantastic show. I once seen them singing a song about life in an old folks home. Found it fucking hilarious but have never been able to find it again.

I mind they asked "What's the American word for dentists?" and had the guests buzzing for ages trying all sorts like "orthodontists" and such like, getting increasingly more desperate.

Vic eventually put on a really crap American accent and said "dennists".

You probably had to be there, but it was genius.

 

 

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I remember having the misfortune of seeing a painfully unfunny sketch by Vic & Bob about 10 years ago on Comic Relief.

For me, Shooting Stars boiled down a few funny (and often repeated) jokes/sketches spread out over numerous half hour shows.

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just had an evil thought. 

It seems workers in call centres toilet breaks are monitored and presumably they can't take too many in a day. So if one of them cold calls you then would it not be evil to move the phone so that you have a running tap in the background and then keep them on the line while they hear the noise of running water. 

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Met this woman today. If anyone knows who it is I'll be gobsmacked. The second woman was an absolute honey and appeared to be a really nice lassie as well.

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The older woman is the Lieutenant Governor of Ontario. The second is her Senior Advisor. Auchinleck will be quite a culture shock for them.

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3 hours ago, 19QOS19 said:

Met this woman today. If anyone knows who it is I'll be gobsmacked. The second woman was an absolute honey and appeared to be a really nice lassie as well.

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The older woman is the Lieutenant Governor of Ontario. The second is her Senior Advisor. Auchinleck will be quite a culture shock for them.

Did you take the pictures or have you been cyber stalking them after checking their tickets?

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3 minutes ago, throbber said:

I just dropped my I phone 7 into the bath (which was full of water) and it seems to be working fine. Is it a water resistant phone or have I just got lucky?

Surfing porn whilst in the bath. You fucking pervert

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Surfing porn whilst in the bath. You fucking pervert


I was about to start watching a UFO documentary and put it down on top of toilet and it fell off and into the bath. I fished it out right away and the advert was still playing!
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