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[ICTChris]

Raging after an hour without a fag? Brooks Mileson lives!

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

Sometimes the good guys win, roond ye ya p***k.

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South African lions eat 'poacher', leaving just his head

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-43035474

[welshbairn]

It's not clever. Really.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BfFq2VfAcCj/?taken-by=buhsch

[Rugster]

I thought there was a "What did you learn today" thread on here, but if there is I can't find it. Anyway, to my eternal shame, today I learned that the River Tay is Scotland's longest river. I am almost 41 years old, and always thought that the Clyde was the longest river in Scotland.

#Tayside

[KnightswoodBear]

Hurry up though, we shut in 5 minutes. 

[Bairnardo]

Hurry up though, we shut in 5 minutes. 

Your thumb looks abnormally long.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

19 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

Hurry up though, we shut in 5 minutes. 

Your thumb looks abnormally long.

That’s a carrot, m8.

[KnightswoodBear]

22 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

39 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

Hurry up though, we shut in 5 minutes. 

Your thumb looks abnormally long.

Is it?

[Hillonearth]

Walked past a shop in Anniesland today that had a sign in the window advertising animal stools for sale.

Upon closer investigation it turned out it was just stools shaped like animals.

[DA Baracus]

53 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

Is it?

What a feminine hand.

Also get those nails cut

[Bobby Skidmarks]

Thats the hand of a man who has never fitted decking, or hung his own wallpaper. But knows how to use a washing machine.

[KnightswoodBear]

Just now, Bobby Skidmarks said:

Thats the hand of a man who has never fitted decking, or hung his own wallpaper. But knows how to use a washing machine.

It's the hand of a man that has done all those things in the past, but now gets folk to do it for him.

[DA Baracus]

I like how you've coordinated your top with whatever it is that your hand is on

[Bobby Skidmarks]

1 minute ago, KnightswoodBear said:

It's the hand of a man that has done all those things in the past, but now gets folk to do it for him.

I was actually quoting heedthebaa in the "Everyday Tasks you're terrible at" but I appreciate the lofty tone of your response.

[KnightswoodBear]

3 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

I like how you've coordinated your top with whatever it is that your hand is on

I was admiring that myself.  It's my couch.  They're actually very different colours, but the photograph doesn't convey that.

2 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said:

I was actually quoting heedthebaa in the "Everyday Tasks you're terrible at" but I appreciate the lofty tone of your response.

You're welcome.

 

edit:  anyway, all this frivolity isn't answering the question at hand (YASSSS!).  is my thumb freakishly long or not, @Bairnardo?

Edited February 14, 2018 by KnightswoodBear

[Granny Danger]

It is the hand of a man who has never caressed or sexually excited his wife.

4 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

It's the hand of a man that has done all those things in the past, but now gets folk to do it for him.

 

[KnightswoodBear]

Just now, Granny Danger said:

It is the hand of a man who has never caressed or sexually excited his wife.

 

Granny, Granny, Granny.

 

 

It's the hand of a man that's caressed and sexually excited your wife, that's for sure.

[Granny Danger]

Just now, KnightswoodBear said:

Granny, Granny, Granny.

 

 

It's the hand of a man that's caressed and sexually excited your wife, that's for sure.

Thank f**k someone has.

[KnightswoodBear]

1 minute ago, Granny Danger said:

Thank f**k someone has.

That's what she said. 

[Sergeant Wilson]

1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said:

Hurry up though, we shut in 5 minutes. 

You know how to live.