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You can experience the delights of a big roundabout and a Frankie and Bennies. What else could you want?

Is the odeon still there? He could take out a loan, watch a film and get some popcorn (robbing b*****ds)

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6 minutes ago, The Naitch said:
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My lips purse, like a cat’s arse that’s brushed against nettles.

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the elastic flap of milk skin draped over it, like something that’s fallen off a burns victim.

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One of my favourites (keep pushing):

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/oct/19/beast-restaurant-review-jay-rayner

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wine cabinets bulging with Montrachet and Pomerol, priced in four figures for men with teeny-weeny penises. I order one of the very cheapest options, a Bordeaux by the glass.

 

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25 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said:

:lol:

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One of my favourites (keep pushing):

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/oct/19/beast-restaurant-review-jay-rayner

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I liked this one. He was supposed to review a michelin starred restaurant in Moray but it was so shite he went to an ordinary restaurant in Inverness and lavished praise on it instead.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/nov/19/the-kitchen-inverness-a-place-that-really-looks-after-you-restaurant-review

https://www.inverness-courier.co.uk/News/Inverness-restaurant-managers-homemade-cheesecake-wows-leading-food-critic-Jay-Rayner-22112017.htm

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Today I've been self medicating.
I have a genetic problem that gives me painful feet and it's been acting up lately. The GF has packets of Ixprim which she got for a back problem so I mouthed a few today. Anyone had these before? I've read they can be addictive.

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4 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said:

Today I've been self medicating.
I have a genetic problem that gives me painful feet and it's been acting up lately. The GF has packets of Ixprim which she got for a back problem so I mouthed a few today. Anyone had these before? I've read they can be addictive.

Make sure you don't take paracetamol on top.  Found this when I googled to find what it is. Clear and detailed. Scroll below the table of contents.

http://www.medicines.ie/medicine/13101/SPC/Ixprim+film+coated+tablets/

 

 

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9 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said:

Today I've been self medicating.
I have a genetic problem that gives me painful feet and it's been acting up lately. The GF has packets of Ixprim which she got for a back problem so I mouthed a few today. Anyone had these before? I've read they can be addictive.

 

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3 minutes ago, pittsburgh phil said:
5 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said:
Anyone see what happened at crufts there? Bit of a scuffle.

Looked like the guy got a bit of a beating there!

Looked like a female.....Kremlin perhaps? 

 

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