NJ2 Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Lads start chatting about football, truths need saying! THERE IS NO OLD FIRM!!!!!1!11!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 THERE IS NO OLD FIRM!!!!!1!11!!! Don't shout at me ya aids ridden flea bag! A Ken! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 36 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: More a quick question but it's appropriate here given the discussion - When everyone meets someone new (male), be it a taxi driver or a friend of a friend etc. how long does it take everyone to get onto the topic of football? I find I last about 3 questions before I ask if they are into football. If the answer is no or they support Sellic or The Rangers it kills the conversation dead mind you. Got a lift home from a Rangers supporting taxi driver the other night - in Edinburgh. Quite a novelty given the level of support in the capital for the local sides. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
++Ammo - Airdrie++ Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 More a quick question but it's appropriate here given the discussion - When everyone meets someone new (male), be it a taxi driver or a friend of a friend etc. how long does it take everyone to get onto the topic of football? I find I last about 3 questions before I ask if they are into football. If the answer is no or they support Sellic or The Rangers it kills the conversation dead mind you. I sometimes drive the father in laws taxi at weekends and its usually 2 or 3 questions depending on where I've picked the person up.Saturday there, it was the first question i was asked upon collecting from the "gartsherrie club"."Driver if you got offered a blue ticket or a green ticket, which one would ye pick"Apparently "both and sell them" isn't the correct answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 I sometimes drive the father in laws taxi at weekends and its usually 2 or 3 questions depending on where I've picked the person up.Saturday there, it was the first question i was asked upon collecting from the "gartsherrie club"."Driver if you got offered a blue ticket or a green ticket, which one would ye pick"Apparently "both and sell them" isn't the correct answer. Next time ask if either of them are 2 ply 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 (edited) harris and savile.wmv Rolf kisses Jimmy's ring. Edited March 22, 2018 by th1stleandr0se 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 22 hours ago, Raidernation said: Who is Lee Rigby? Can't remember. If only they had organised the Memorial tournament earlier. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Was at a small party on Sunday and was asked by a Romanian my thoughts on Rangers and Celtic.Took great delight in explaining that they're a new club and bought the history of the old one, making their ridiculous assertions that they're the same club look like the bullshit it is.Also that the new club is on the financial rocks already. Ownership of the “Steaua Bucaresti” brand is somewhat disputed as well so the club known as Steaua is officially called “FCSB” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 More a quick question but it's appropriate here given the discussion - When everyone meets someone new (male), be it a taxi driver or a friend of a friend etc. how long does it take everyone to get onto the topic of football? I find I last about 3 questions before I ask if they are into football. If the answer is no or they support Sellic or The Rangers it kills the conversation dead mind you. I find it hard to speak to men I don't know who don't like football. It's sort of the go to conversation when silences need filled. My big fear when I ask the question 'do you like football?' Is the response: 'No, but I do like Pro-cycling.' 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB 4.2 Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 One of life's more awkward tasks is the find out the age of a woman. Most bluntly refuse, of those that do answer many are uncomfortable with the line of question. So I devised a two-question strategy to percure said information without the need for awkward questioning. Q1. How long have you been pubic? Q2. What age were you when you started puberty? Simply add the answers to Q1 and Q2 together and BANG, you have your info. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
++Ammo - Airdrie++ Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Any woman who has an issue with saying her age is a c*nt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Enjoying a couple of days sightseeing in Tokyo before heading down to Shizuoka for a relaxing weeks break.....I would post this on the RTBC Thread but I've got the Brad Pitts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 1 hour ago, ++Ammo - Airdrie++ said: Any woman who has an issue with saying her age is a c*nt. ^^^ID must be shown at his bar type post.... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 3 hours ago, PB 4.2 said: One of life's more awkward tasks is the find out the age of a woman. Most bluntly refuse, of those that do answer many are uncomfortable with the line of question. So I devised a two-question strategy to percure said information without the need for awkward questioning. Q1. How long have you been pubic? Q2. What age were you when you started puberty? Simply add the answers to Q1 and Q2 together and BANG, you have your info. If the answer is less than 16 you might want to go to a lawyer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 16 minutes ago, sjc said: Enjoying a couple of days sightseeing in Tokyo before heading down to Shizuoka for a relaxing weeks break.....I would post this on the RTBC Thread but I've got the Brad Pitts Who'd have guessed you'd pick up something from one of those bath houses? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Who'd have guessed you'd pick up something from one of those bath houses? I wish it was. Sadly not I'm afraid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 I'm bored waiting on IT installing updates on my laptop, so picked up some coconut water from the kitchen. Fucking bogging stuff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Stellaboz said: I'm bored waiting on IT installing updates on my laptop, so picked up some coconut water from the kitchen. Fucking bogging stuff. As opposed to @sjc who's picked up some rusty arse water from the brothel he frequents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 14 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: As opposed to @sjc who's picked up some rusty arse water from the brothel he frequents. Oi you! That's how rumours start........and we all know how that works on P&B! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, sjc said: Oi you! That's how rumours start........and we all know how that works on P&B! Yeah, LadyBoy Lover. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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