Romeo Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Having toast and nutella for breakfast this morning, some of it ended up on the floor as I was rushing about. Tried to clean it up which made it worse, now it looks like I have a giant skid mark on my living room carpet.^^^ making excuses for having shit his carpet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 First rule of P&B...Don't reply to Bennett? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 It’s my birthday today. Sadly I’m at work and away from home so there will be no celebratory meal or pints with friends and family tonight. Think its the first time this has happened come to think of it! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 19 minutes ago, Romeo said: 20 minutes ago, IainMorton said: Having toast and nutella for breakfast this morning, some of it ended up on the floor as I was rushing about. Tried to clean it up which made it worse, now it looks like I have a giant skid mark on my living room carpet. ^^^ making excuses for having shit his carpet. I always used to blame the dog when these things happened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 It’s my birthday today. Sadly I’m at work and away from home so there will be no celebratory meal or pints with friends and family tonight. Think its the first time this has happened come to think of it!Happy Birthday [emoji512] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 41 minutes ago, Romeo said: The new receptionist at my dental practice is easily a 10/10 Oh good - you're still with us! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 12 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: It’s my birthday today. Sadly I’m at work and away from home so there will be no celebratory meal or pints with friends and family tonight. Think its the first time this has happened come to think of it! ^^^ Banged up in Saughton IMO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 I'm on a conference call with techy people from across Europe. For the last hour I've been wondering why the Dutch guy is going on about "Felching issues", and have just realised he's actually been going on about "File share issues". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 @Bairnardo had a wild time in his younger days. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4201046/Judy-Garland-molested-Wizards-Oz-munchkins.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 8 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: I'm on a conference call with techy people from across Europe. For the last hour I've been wondering why the Dutch guy is going on about "Felching issues", and have just realised he's actually been going on about "File share issues". Highly doubt a Dutch guy has "felching issues"* *Racial stereotyping based purely on my youth watching red hot and Dutch! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 On 02/12/2018 at 08:32, Melanius Mullarkey said: Tommy Cooper on the bench Not that bench, that bench! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Romeo said: 3 hours ago, Swarley said: First rule of P&B... Don't reply to Bennett? Apart from not replying to bennett Edited December 4, 2018 by Jacksgranda sllepnig 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said: I'm on a conference call with techy people from across Europe. For the last hour I've been wondering why the Dutch guy is going on about "Felching issues", and have just realised he's actually been going on about "File share issues". Bloody foreigners not speaking properly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 36 minutes ago, Bold Rover said: Bloody foreigners not speaking English properly. They are probably passable in their own diddy languages... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 On 03/12/2018 at 16:29, Tony Ferrino said: To banish any remaining monday blues. Similarly: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 7 hours ago, IainMorton said: Having toast and nutella for breakfast this morning, I didn't know you were a child. 6 hours ago, ICTJohnboy said: I always used to blame the dog when these things happened. You feed chocolate to your dog? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 26 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I didn't know you were a child. You feed chocolate to your dog? Naaah... Pedigree Original with mixer biscuits. Still makes skidmarks on the carpet when scratching her arse. Fucking dogs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 35 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: Naaah... Pedigree Original with mixer biscuits. Still makes skidmarks on the carpet when scratching her arse. Fucking dogs. Get a cat, solve all your life issues and no more skidmarks on the carpet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 29 minutes ago, Romeo said: Get a cat, solve all your life issues and no more skidmarks on the carpet. Had a few pussies over the years - they're not so good at fetching your slippers when required. Our present pooch is very good at that, although she does have a tendency to slaver all over them or chew them - especially if she doesn't get rewarded with a treat for her trouble. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I didn't know you were a child. I didn’t know there was an age limit to eating nutella. Will need to check the jar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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