supermik Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 CCTV footage just in from Dee Mans assault. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 17 hours ago, supermik said: CCTV footage just in from Dee Mans assault. See when you think about it, kangaroos are freaky as f**k. Thanks f**k they're in Australia along with all those Dundee fans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: See when you think about it, kangaroos are freaky as f**k. Thanks f**k they're in Australia along with all those Dundee fans. They are not the most intelligent creatures though. Mind you neither are kangaroos. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 On 18/12/2018 at 09:30, Archie McSquackle said: Yeah, I got both done on the same visit but think I only got sedation for the endoscopy as it helps reduce the resistance as the camera goes down the throat. Didn't seem to be bothered about the other end - just plenty of lubricant and away they went. Started drinking the solution the previous morning and spent the day between the kitchen and bathroom- as someone else said, have plenty of reading material to hand! I missed the Motherwell v Celtic game that evening as I didn't have the confidence to be far from a toilet. Spent the evening pacing up and down, listening to the radio waiting for the inevitable last minute penalty and equaliser. Is that the term you use for dashing to the toilet before you sh*t yourself? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Bought a chicken on Saturday, cost £6.99. Fed 3 of us on Sunday and 4 on Monday night. Adding in the cost of carrots, broccoli, spuds and stuffing I reckon it cost about £2.25 each. Last night was the 2 for 1 pizza deal, £9.80, fed 3 adults and 2 children, still 2 slices left, cost us £2.45 each (allowing 2 children = 1 adult). Tonight sausage casserole, should do 2 of us 2 nights (my wife doesn't want any) cost of sausages, onions, red pepper, mushrooms, potatoes and casserole mix would be about £5, so each meal is £1.25. *Exclusive of my time, electricity for cooking and diesel for driving to collect pizza. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 22 hours ago, supermik said: CCTV footage just in from Dee Mans assault. This is pretty much what I picture when I think of Australia. Add in some drunks and you're spot on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oooooft Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 The culprit has died. https://news.sky.com/story/roger-the-muscle-bound-kangaroo-dies-in-australia-aged-12-11576954 A roid roo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Moomintroll Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Get her pumped? Unless this is some weird brother/sister thing, no pictures of those oddbods from the train station thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dug Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 🤣[emoji23]🤣I actually know him. His pals still rip the pish out of him because of this - to be fair he does take it well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 See when you think about it, kangaroos are freaky as f**k. Thanks f**k they're in Australia along with all those Dundee fans. Hoh, fucking Dundee fan ya drongo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 3 hours ago, Swarley said: 19 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: See when you think about it, kangaroos are freaky as f**k. Thanks f**k they're in Australia along with all those Dundee fans. Hoh, fucking Dundee fan ya drongo And teuchtery borders folk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 My wee boy did his first smile today [emoji7] Check his nappy! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Just got 9/10 on my seatbelt awareness course. Clunk click every trip. Spoiler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 That is some ruthless friendzoning right there.Very very ruthless, hilarious but ruthless. Was gonna say poor guy, but nah. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Just got 9/10 on my seatbelt awareness course. Clunk click every trip. Spoiler The man who invented mushroom suppers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 13 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: The man who invented mushroom suppers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Just been to the gym and went for a swim after it . Saw this guy in the pool using swimming gloves , which I never knew existed . He looked a right twat tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Buzz Aldrin was the 1st man to urinate on the moon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 12 minutes ago, Unleash The Nade said: Just been to the gym and went for a swim after it . Saw this guy in the pool using swimming gloves , which I never knew existed . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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