Torpar Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: “Shits in a cup” isn’t a phrase I’ve seen typed up in capitals since a similar poster was put up in the foyer of The Bond (Seagate, Dundee) in 1997. The ‘97 episode used it as a threat though. The plural implies that this person is a serial cup shitter and flinger. I feel the letter lost it's threatening tone when they used U instead of you. That aside, the English used is far too good to have been written by the actual building manager, so not sure how the shit receivers intend to fine/evict the shit flingers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 50 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: I thought they'd won it! It is very decent of them. Nope, you can buy anything with it. I'm not even sure the pub sells bud in anything else but bottles. I've no idea what they get from it but good publicity. Most likely by signing up to it pubs will agree to buy a certain amount of AB InBev products for a certain amount of time and will have lots of promotions around those products and promotional material to stick up around the pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 Also when pubs are open probably best to make sure that you let them pull a good few pints through the lines before ordering one, and maybe even waiting until they change the barrel(s). Also will be worth checking the dates on any bottled purchased. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 27 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Also when pubs are open probably best to make sure that you let them pull a good few pints through the lines before ordering one, and maybe even waiting until they change the barrel(s). Also will be worth checking the dates on any bottled purchased. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 40 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Also when pubs are open probably best to make sure that you let them pull a good few pints through the lines before ordering one, and maybe even waiting until they change the barrel(s). Also will be worth checking the dates on any bottled purchased. The Fort in the Ferry are terrible for having 'specials of 99p lager. I mind once going in on a scorching day and saying' Mate, these bottles are near 8 month out of date' "Why do you think they're on special?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 2 hours ago, Torpar said: The plural implies that this person is a serial cup shitter and flinger. I feel the letter lost it's threatening tone when they used U instead of you. That aside, the English used is far too good to have been written by the actual building manager, so not sure how the shit receivers intend to fine/evict the shit flingers Hope you're going to modify your behaviour and at least get your toilet fixed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 8 hours ago, Torpar said: "Canadians are so friendly" So unfriendly - they could at least have written 'please'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 8 hours ago, Torpar said: "Canadians are so friendly" It doesn't even say who left the message. How is anyone supposed to know which kids they're not allowed to throw their shit at? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 22 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: Weird thing happening to ships where their GPS is going nuts and sending them sailing in circles. Nobody is quite sure why. Probably had the GPS Brexit Trade Agreement instructions uploaded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 (edited) 35 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: Weird thing happening to ships where their GPS is going nuts and sending them sailing in circles. Nobody is quite sure why. https://news.sky.com/story/a-maritime-mystery-what-has-been-causing-ships-to-sail-in-circles-11999049?utm_source=pocket-newtab-global-en-GB I posted some news story the other day that suggested that with all this BLM/virus/Brexit, media outlets have been a bit slow to pick up on the fact that the magnetic poles are shifting and we are all set to return to the stone age. Good news IMO. ETA - the magnetic north pole is rapidly heading for Siberia. Scientists say they regularly update GPS info but I'd imagine if there's a shift before they get round to updating things then it would totally f**k GPS and leave boats sailing around The Dordogne in circles like Captain Redbeard Rum until everyone on board gets sick. Edited June 12, 2020 by Shandon Par 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 I posted some news story the other day that suggested that with all this BLM/virus/Brexit, media outlets have been a bit slow to pick up on the fact that the magnetic poles are shifting and we are all set to return to the stone age. Good news IMO. ETA - the magnetic north pole is rapidly heading for Siberia. Scientists say they regularly update GPS info but I'd imagine if there's a shift before they get round to updating things then it would totally f**k GPS and leave boats sailing around The Dordogne in circles like Captain Redbeard Rum until everyone on board gets sick. Return to survival of the fittest. Il be heading straight to Dee Mans to take all of his food, sundries, and maybe Dee Woman as a trophy before locking down in a cave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 Just now, Bairnardo said: 15 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I posted some news story the other day that suggested that with all this BLM/virus/Brexit, media outlets have been a bit slow to pick up on the fact that the magnetic poles are shifting and we are all set to return to the stone age. Good news IMO. ETA - the magnetic north pole is rapidly heading for Siberia. Scientists say they regularly update GPS info but I'd imagine if there's a shift before they get round to updating things then it would totally f**k GPS and leave boats sailing around The Dordogne in circles like Captain Redbeard Rum until everyone on board gets sick. Return to survival of the fittest. Il be heading straight to Dee Mans to take all of his food, sundries, and maybe Dee Woman as a trophy before locking down in a cave. You and the other people like you would presumably do well in the new/old world as you need fewer resources. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 18 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I posted some news story the other day that suggested that with all this BLM/virus/Brexit, media outlets have been a bit slow to pick up on the fact that the magnetic poles are shifting and we are all set to return to the stone age. Good news IMO. ETA - the magnetic north pole is rapidly heading for Siberia. Scientists say they regularly update GPS info but I'd imagine if there's a shift before they get round to updating things then it would totally f**k GPS and leave boats sailing around The Dordogne in circles like Captain Redbeard Rum until everyone on board gets sick. Return to survival of the fittest. Il be heading straight to Dee Mans to take all of his food, sundries, and maybe Dee Woman as a trophy before locking down in a cave. I'll be using my wooden club to hit you on the tit and no doubt Mrs Nardo will be glad to be rid of you and join my harem without any persuasion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 4 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I'll be using my wooden club to hit you on the tit and no doubt Mrs Nardo will be glad to be rid of you and join my harem without any persuasion. You'd need to wrap up well as you'll probably be under 10 feet of snow soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 13 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: You'd need to wrap up well as you'll probably be under 10 feet of snow soon. It only made it up to 18c today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 Just now, Dee Man said: It only made it up to 18c today You will be ice skating on the pool by this time next week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 25 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: You and the other people like you would presumably do well in the new/old world as you need fewer resources. How fucking dare you. Halflings Lives Matter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: How fucking dare you. Halflings Lives Matter You'll be fine, riding about on your cat like He-Man. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 He'll be in Isengard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: He'll be in Isengard. The closer you are to danger, the further you are from harm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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