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[SANTAN]

9 hours ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said:

I'd imagine if you caught a kangaroo with a nice couple of shots it would hop away but a chimpanzee would never stop until your head was caved in. 

100% that's what I posted before. 

I've got a fighting chance against a Kangaroo due to it's mobility but a Chimp would just latch on and game over before you pick up the pad. 

I don't know how anyone thinks they could take an Elephant, you could maybe blind it or something but how do you go about killing that with your bare hands? If life was a movie you could rip out it's tusk and plunge it into it's dome but I can't see myself pulling out the tusk of an Elephant dead or alive. 

Edited May 19, 2021 by Stormzy

[SANTAN]

9 hours ago, Empty It said:

Surely the 12% saying the could have a wolf should really be locked up for their own and everyone else's safety because they're obviously mentally unstable.

Wolf wouldn't be that hard. Pack animals, without their gang they're a glorified dog. If your life is on the line you aren't losing to a dog...

Edited May 19, 2021 by Stormzy

[Jacksgranda]

18 minutes ago, Stormzy said:

100% that's what I posted before. 

I've got a fighting chance against a Kangaroo due to it's mobility but a Chimp would just latch on and game over before you pick up the pad. 

I don't know how anyone thinks they could take an Elephant, you could maybe blind it or something but how do you go about killing that with your bare hands? If life was a movie you could rip out it's tusk and plunge it into it's dome but I can't see myself pulling out the tusk of an Elephant dead or alive. 

If it was dead you wouldn't need to pull its tusk out, would you?

[SANTAN]

Just now, Jacksgranda said:

If it was dead you wouldn't need to pull its tusk out, would you?

Just for the sake of science and how much I could physically do without being armed I'm saying it would be a struggle to do. Unless you know a technique? 

[SlipperyP]

You're all sick individuals! 

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

2 hours ago, Stormzy said:

I don't know how anyone thinks they could take an Elephant

Thomas Edison electrocuted one of the fuckers.

[Sweet Pete]

12 hours ago, DA Baracus said:

Yeah, maybe, but I need to catch the fucker first. If it gives me the runaround I could be in trouble. It's risky.

You need to work on your cardio, bro.

12 hours ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said:

I'd imagine if you caught a kangaroo with a nice couple of shots it would hop away but a chimpanzee would never stop until your head was caved in. 

I'd leather a kangaroo, but pretty much any ape is going to beat a human most of the time. A chimp or bonobo would rip your face off no problem.

12 hours ago, Bairnardo said:

All joking aside, anyone who thinks they could take anything below large dog is a genuine fucking idiot. 

Pain threshold is going to be an important factor in a fight with a dog. I saw an old lady mauled by a staffie a few years ago. Staffies aren't big but they're powerful and vicious. You might win in the end due to mass, but you're going to get badly bitten and scratched along the way. Dogs have speed on their side in a fight too. It'd be a battle of attrition.

Edited May 19, 2021 by Sweet Pete

[SANTAN]

1 minute ago, Zen Archer Esq. said:

Thomas Edison electrocuted one of the fuckers.

With his bare hands?

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

7 minutes ago, Stormzy said:

With his bare hands?

Given the risk involved I think he would have worn gloves.

[SANTAN]

2 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said:

Given the risk involved I think he would have worn gloves.

Give me steel toe cap boots and I'm willing to go up one more step on the animal kingdom battle ladder.

[Shandon Par]

Would like to fight a gorilla. They’ve got the size and strength advantage but do they have any craft and subtlety? I reckon with good footwork, and a quick right hand to their nose they’d not fancy any more. 

[Shandon Par]

1 hour ago, SlipperyP said:

You're all sick individuals! 

Says the Floyd Mayweather of the man v canine fight scene!

[Jacksgranda]

13 minutes ago, Rasputin said:

Would like to fight a gorilla. They’ve got the size and strength advantage but do they have any craft and subtlety? I reckon with good footwork, and a quick right hand to their nose they’d not fancy any more. 

[Shandon Par]

1 minute ago, Jacksgranda said:

The bigger the better. 

[Sweet Pete]

24 minutes ago, Rasputin said:

Would like to fight a gorilla. They’ve got the size and strength advantage but do they have any craft and subtlety? I reckon with good footwork, and a quick right hand to their nose they’d not fancy any more. 

A man who can't cut the tip off of a tube of caulk without hospitalisation versus the largest of our primate cousins? I'd watch all 3.4 seconds of it, but I'd turn off when the silverback started to molest your smashed, lifeless corpse.

[KnightswoodBear]

1 minute ago, Sweet Pete said:

A man who can't cut the tip off of a tube of caulk without hospitalisation versus the largest of our primate cousins? I'd watch all 3.4 seconds of it, but I'd turn off when the silverback started to molest your smashed, lifeless corpse.

...and that's where I start watching.

[Shandon Par]

41 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said:

A man who can't cut the tip off of a tube of caulk without hospitalisation versus the largest of our primate cousins? I'd watch all 3.4 seconds of it, but I'd turn off when the silverback started to molest your smashed, lifeless corpse.

12 Ruel Street. Bring yer bananas. I’m back in training and feeling sharp.

 

[Bigmouth Strikes Again]

[Shandon Par]

24 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

Will make gorilla into a nice coat.

[ICTChris]

I was at Edinburgh zoo today and the animal I would be interested to see in a fight is a panda. There was a poster at the panda enclosure saying pandas have one of the strongest bites of at animal but they spend all their time eating bamboo. They don’t seem very aggressive. They are basically shite. I’d like to match a Prime Mike Tyson with Tian Tian, I bet as soon as Tyson connected Tian Tian would shite it.