mattydfc Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I've seen the nick of some of the people working in that McDonald's. If I don't get a job they truly are telling me something is wrong with me. But I would take anything just now, so I'm happy with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimp Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I've seen the nick of some of the people working in that McDonald's. If I don't get a job they truly are telling me something is wrong with me. But I would take anything just now, so I'm happy with it. McDonalds are excellent to work for, great business model and the almost always promote from within, rather than employing folk from uni. I have a mate thats area manager at 22 and on plenty money for a lad that only started 4 years prior. But find out what is in their sausage as it tastes like a burger. Nothing like a classic piece of lorne. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I've seen the nick of some of the people working in that McDonald's. If I don't get a job they truly are telling me something is wrong with me. But I would take anything just now, so I'm happy with it. You can 'liberate' me some containers of the thousand island dressing they use on the Big Macs if you fancy, Matty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Will do lads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Will do lads. While you're at it I'll have a couple of grand out the till. Cheers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Having never brushed my teeth with shit before I can't say this for definite So.. you're saying that you once sucked custard out of someone's shit pipe? Because you haven't ruled that out yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 While you're at it I'll have a couple of grand out the till. Cheers. f**k that, I want a McChicken sandwich Matty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 What's the fastest place in Scotland? Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaairn also nairn toon centre 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 (edited) f**k that, I want a McChicken sandwich Matty. I didn't realise people ordered those. I thought it was like the Filet-O-Fish - just there to make it look like they offer something other than red meat (other than chicken nuggets). I don't think I've seen anyone eat either. Edited November 9, 2011 by Breaking Decency 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I didn't realise people ordered those. I thought it was like the Filet-O-Fish - just there to make it look like they offer something other than red meat (other than chicken nuggets). I don't think I've seen anyone eat either. The Filet-O-Fish is actually quite nice, but it takes ages for them to make it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 The Filet-O-Fish is actually quite nice, but it takes ages for them to make it. I should have known you'd tried it, human garbage disposal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 You can 'liberate' me some containers of the thousand island dressing they use on the Big Macs if you fancy, Matty Pretty sure the 'special sauce' comes in bags 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Pretty sure the 'special sauce' comes in bags Well whatever it comes in, GIMME 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 also nairn toon centre Nairn is anything but the fastest place on Earth. I hear the ipod nano is now on sale in the high street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 There's a cracking wee sweet shop in Nairn (at least, there was a couple of years ago). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Nairn is anything but the fastest place on Earth. I hear the ipod nano is now on sale in the high street. Lies. Pat frasers has only started selling vcrs... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Today I stumbled across a hummus, carrot, salad leaves, coriander on tomato bread sandwich. Who could eat something so healthy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEY_SIDNEY Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 1000th post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Today I stumbled across a hummus, carrot, salad leaves, coriander on tomato bread sandwich. Who could eat something so healthy? That sounds pretty good actually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Went for a shit in the toilets at the Uni library. I don't know what I've been eating but it was like I'd been walking around for a few hours with a bar of Galaxy wedged between my crack. Had to use a mountain of bog roll to the extent that it was touching my bum from inside the basin. Imagine my horror when I flush and see the water level rapidly rising to the precipice. Had to grab they shitty old toilet brush and ram the contents round the u-bend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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