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[hk blues]

14 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said:

Is there a particular problem with racism in Dumfries?

I was in Dumfries years ago and didn't get abused, racially or otherwise, so I'm saying no. 

[Stellaboz]

Everyone in Dumfries wears Man Utd tops.

[bennett]

 

And only two arms.

 

 

 

 

[GordonD]

I heard about a guy with five penises.

His underpants fitted like a glove.

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

[GNU_Linux]

The village of Skelmanthorpe in West Yorkshire is also know as Shat with the local being known as Shatterers in reference to local labourers who broke & shattered rocks during railway building in the Victorian era. Notable people to be shat out in the village are actress Jodie Whittaker & Saxon front man Biff Byford.

Edited 9 hours ago by GNU_Linux

[BFTD]

22 minutes ago, GNU_Linux said:

village...in West Yorkshire...local...Victorian era...Notable people to be shat...actress Jodie Whittaker & Saxon front man Biff Byford.

Skim reading, but that all seems perfectly plausible.

Probably been doing it since the Middle Ages, the perverts.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

3 hours ago, bennett said:

 

And only two arms.

 

 

 

 

The first boy played for Portsmouth.

 

[MazzyStar]

11 hours ago, Stellaboz said:

Everyone in Dumfries wears Man Utd tops.

Your maw wears Man Utd tops. 

[Melanius Mullarkey]

You can always rely on the Germans.

 

[tamthebam]

6 hours ago, bennett said:

 

And only two arms.

 

 

 

 

what do you call a bird with two cocks...