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Well at least your choice of team is better than your choice of food.....err.........no wait......

Pot Noodles > All Other food.

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I work in a school (after school clubs) and a P2 asked me to help me with her homework. It was a match up sheet, the left side was pictures of a door knob, a pipe, a tap and a couple of other things. The right side was words like "Silicon", "Copper" etc. Basically a metals exercise. Primary 2? I can't mind being handed that kind of work :huh:

You obviously told her Knob = Copper

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I'm at work just now. The manager has went home cos he's pished, I've been chucked the keys, been told to lock up if the assistant manager doesn't come in, I have no access to the computers to do sales. It's only my third week FFS, lol

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I was helping out at this Sports event yesterday set up by Sky. I had to take one class round all the different sports so they can enjoy new sport etc..

Anyway for the Karate, I had to stand there hoding out two big gloves in front of me while the kids run up and kick them. Some wee c**t hadn't tied his shoe laces and his trainer came flying off. BOOM, a trainer to the bollocks.

One of the most painful experiences of my life.

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In homage to Alex Ferguson's 25th anniversary in charge of Man United (I think thats right), nike have released designs for next seasons kits, which feature a tartan pattern on them. :lol: :lol:

They must have gone, what's Fergie, oh aye Scottish. What's Scottish, oh aye tartan.

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In homage to Alex Ferguson's 25th anniversary in charge of Man United (I think thats right), nike have released designs for next seasons kits, which feature a tartan pattern on them. :lol: :lol:

They must have gone, what's Fergie, oh aye Scottish. What's Scottish, oh aye tartan.

Why not? Comic Relief pay homage to him every year...............

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In homage to Alex Ferguson's 25th anniversary in charge of Man United (I think thats right), nike have released designs for next seasons kits, which feature a tartan pattern on them. :lol: :lol:

They must have gone, what's Fergie, oh aye Scottish. What's Scottish, oh aye tartan.

Their shirt sponsor should be Wrigley's.

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