Guest The Phoenix Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Our toaster was "Made in W. Germany" and is older than me. How's that for German efficiency. I'd expect to get more than 8 years from a toaster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Karma is digging me up big time today, presumably as revenge for my weekend antics. Had a brutal nights sleep, had a powercut while in the shower covered in shampoo at 6am and then my taxi never turned up. f**k you karma, ya dick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Karma is digging me up big time today, presumably as revenge for my weekend antics. Had a brutal nights sleep, had a powercut while in the shower covered in shampoo at 6am and then my taxi never turned up. f**k you karma, ya dick. Cheer up. Your team's doing well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Christ Alive! What a c**t !!! ^^^ Just looked at mirror 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Even though it's been happening for a while now, it still amazes me that Gary Caldwell can get a game in the Premiership. Every time my mate and I go for a pint, at some point in the day one of us will stop the other mid sentence and say "Mate. Gary Caldwell is a Premiership footballer" in an incredulous voice and then carry on as if nothing happened. We're easily amused souls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 I've had the Balamory theme tune stuck in my head ever since it made an appearance on Reporting Scotland last night. Annoying yet catchy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Do you say it in a really neddy voice like the neds off still game? Please say you do. I will from now on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 I laughed way too much at this picture 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Why you should always stick to Sky Sports. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 If you go into Starbuck's tomorrow before 12pm and introduce yourself, you get a free latte. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 I'm watching Friday Night, Saturday Morning on BBC Four and there's an absolutely hilarious debate on Monty Python's Life Of Brian. John Cleese is running the fucking show. Is that himself and Palin with some cardinal and some other dick? When the helmet uses the line 'youll get your twenty pieces of silver' or some similar line. Great debate and Cleese owns it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Is that himself and Palin with some cardinal and some other dick? When the helmet uses the line 'youll get your twenty pieces of silver' or some similar line. Great debate and Cleese owns it. The very one. Was surprised that the vast majority of the audience took the side of Cleese. Half expected the place to be packed with religious nuts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 The very one. Was surprised that the vast majority of the audience took the side of Cleese. Half expected the place to be packed with religious nuts. Indeed. I remember watching it as a young(er) man and my hatred for organised religion began to sprout. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOGI IS GOD Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Great to watch for folk trying to get fit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Why you should always stick to Sky Sports. And another example. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 People who constantly moan about rail travel being over priced need to sort themselves out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 People who constantly moan about rail travel being over priced need to sort themselves out. To be fair, it is. Although I know what you mean. Too many moans on the same subject can get a bit repetitive. Rail travel is certainly one of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 I find rail travel very reasonable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 I find rail travel very reasonable. I don't want to turn this into a moan, as that would be senseless given my last comment, but I find it's either one or the other. It's either very reasonable (say a return to somewhere daaan' saaaf', particularly if you have a railcard), or horrific (say a return to Aberdeen, Inverness or the likes) or even an off-peak train to Dumbarton is expensive as far as I'm concerned. Anyway, I shall say no more about it as I don't want to turn this into a moan, and go against the very point we agreed on a few posts above. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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