Granty67 Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 I'm new here and never get old 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Ure a nasty piece of work, Sarge. Slik response. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Ure a nasty piece of work, Sarge. And I will be Forever and ever! Slik response.Unless one of you could be my Salvation. Maybe, one day I'll be a Rich Kid! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 And I will be Forever and ever! Unless one of you could be my Salvation. Maybe, one day I'll be a Rich Kid! Dear God, After a fashion, I see hope in the morning light, beneath a Spielberg Sky but you've a cold, cold heart. You move me to put on that certain smile and live my life with no regrets, breathe pure air and make a glorious noise rather than point guns and arrows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Seems like Asians and Eastern Europeans have hygiene issues No, he says "hygene issues", I have no idea what that is but its obviously different to "hygiene issues". Only a matter of time before the media get a hold of this or someone of Asian, Eastern European or poor "hygene" sues for discrimination. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Meanwhile, in Italy Its like something from Takeshi's Castle http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25975251 Will "Boulder damage" be included in their Home & Contents insurance? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted January 31, 2014 Author Share Posted January 31, 2014 Didn't see this last year but made me chuckle -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Meanwhile, in Italy Its like something from Takeshi's Castle http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25975251 Have they surrendered yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Have they surrendered yet? no they swapped sides and are now teamboulder 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Didn't see this last year but made me chuckle Made it to 30 secs and slung it. Looks pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Made it to 30 secs and slung it. Looks pish. I made it a bit longer and regretted it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 (edited) Disgusting stereotyping - Edited January 31, 2014 by Dee Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Fotheringham Click on St Andrews United. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Fotheringham Click on St Andrews United. Ole` 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granty67 Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Fotheringham Click on St Andrews United. Are you looking for the worst post thread? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Are you looking for the worst post thread? You're a bitter wee c**t this morning, did you put your finger through the toilet paper again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granty67 Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 (edited) You're a bitter wee c**t this morning, did you put your finger through the toilet paper again? Are you looking for the worst post thread? Edited February 1, 2014 by Granty67 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 (edited) Got this email earlier. Anybody else with me on this? THE GREAT CHALLENGES OF The United Kingdom My name is J.P. Monfort. I lead a global platform of international Experts who are putting together a dream vision for The United Kingdom and for the World. You have been identified in The United Kingdom as an Expert in your area of expertise. We hereby encourage you to join the The United Kingdom Strategic Team. The The United Kingdom Strategic Team is a meritocracy positioned away from ideology having embraced pragmatism. The World lived a phenomenal episode of transformation in the aftermath of World War II. We think that we are currently undergoing a time of crisis and of transition, during which there is an opportunity to redefine the long-term goals for The United Kingdom and for the World, incorporating the ambition and the imagination and embracing the international consensus in the defence of human dignity and environmental sustainability. We do not need a Third World War to recuperate the ambition. If there is War it will be against extreme poverty, against exclusion, against the lack of dignity, against human and environmental degradation of which we are oftentimes passive eyewitnesses. What are the Great Challenges that The United Kingdom will have to face during the 21st century? Help us identify them. Our Expert Dreamers will answer your question and those of other Experts. Why not join the The United Kingdom Strategic Team? If you are a Dreamer who loves and a Lover who dreams, you may be a candidate to join the The United Kingdom Strategic Team, the best team designed to serve the long-term public interest in The United Kingdom. It is time to wake up. Tomorrow might be too late. You are receiving this communication because you have been identified as an Expert in your area of activity. We invite you to join the The United Kingdom Strategic Team. If you are a Dreamer who loves, a Lover who dreams, please do send us your one-paragraph biography to unitedkingdom@decemland.us. 2,335 Expert from 196 Countries and Territories have already joined the best team to serve the long-term public interest of society. What are you waiting for? You will join the Best Team ever designed to serve the long-term public interest of The United Kingdom. Profiled as a potential cult member and possible peace terrorist with remote viewer trigger?. I currently picture J.P. Montford as a single middle aged, middle class suburban conservative voting Daily Mail reader with a severe case of mid life crisis and delusions of grandeur manifesting megalomania and still wets the bed. Mr Montford and his experts. He pictures you there......in the back ground....walking around with a clip board, checking and nodding... and checking. Edited February 1, 2014 by CityDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Profiled as a potential cult member and possible peace terrorist with remote viewer trigger?. I currently picture J.P. Montford as a single middle aged, middle class suburban conservative voting Daily Mail reader with a severe case of mid life crisis and delusions of grandeur manifesting megalomania and still wets the bed. Mr Montford and his experts. He pictures you there......in the back ground....walking around with a clip board, checking and nodding... and checking. 1st Officer Rufus S. Thwackwright. J.P. Montford - ''Damn it Rufus, Independence must not happen, why don't you back me up on anything?''. ''Why do you have to be a complete communist about it?''. ''I'll have you busted down to Lieutenant''. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Absolute tune. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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