CityDave Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/interactive/symptom_sorter/index.php?tab_id=313 Have fun with symptoms. Deadly sexually transmitted diseases or parasitic invasion is my forte. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I think its an ulcer. But i also passed blood when i went to the toilet so who knows. My old dear has either crohns or ulcerative colitis so hoping it isnt either of them FFS son, get away from the keyboard and go and see a doctor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 FFS son, get away from the keyboard and go and see a doctor. I did. They took my bloods and are gonna get back to me. I have to give them a stool sample as well, but I've not been in fucking ages. I deserve this for being a Dundee fan tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I did. They took my bloods and are gonna get back to me. I have to give them a stool sample as well, but I've not been in fucking ages. I deserve this for being a Dundee fan tbh I'm thinking being a Dundee fans probably the cause. God knows what's in Dens these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I did. They took my bloods and are gonna get back to me. I have to give them a stool sample as well, but I've not been in fucking ages. I deserve this for being a Dundee fan tbh All the best, Matty. Hope its nothing serious. I was at the doc today about a lump on my left baw. He reckons it's just a wee cyst that has come about as a consequence of my snip. Had my funeral songs thought out and everything too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 All the best, Matty. Hope its nothing serious. I was at the doc today about a lump on my left baw. He reckons it's just a wee cyst that has come about as a consequence of my snip. Had my funeral songs thought out and everything too. Was the countdown tune one of them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Was the countdown tune one of them? Just as the curtain is closing. "Hey Andy, I've got a 9 for you. CREMATION!" *Funeral congregation bursts out laughing* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 All the best, Matty. Hope its nothing serious. I was at the doc today about a lump on my left baw. He reckons it's just a wee cyst that has come about as a consequence of my snip. Had my funeral songs thought out and everything too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01sAm5eCWFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Absolutely smashed my previous 'Flappy Birds' score of 81 by scoring 174. No point in even playing it again after that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I have to give them a stool sample as well, but I've not been in fucking ages. Not looking good Mattie. Still at least you'll get a seat in the Surgery waiting room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Absolutely smashed my previous 'Flappy Birds' score of 81 by scoring 174. No point in even playing it again after that. Whaaaat? My highest score is 17 and that took several rage filled attempts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Whaaaat? My highest score is 17 and that took several rage filled attempts. I played it twice on my boys phone and wanted to smash it off the wall. He said his classmate actually did smash his off the wall. Silly boy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Whaaaat? My highest score is 17 and that took several rage filled attempts.My high score is 8. Horrible horrible game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davis Love III Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 The 2014 Premier League Darts gets underway tomorrow night in Liverpool. You can sign up to take part in the Prediction League here: http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/210062-2014-premier-league-darts-prediction-league/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 http://metro.co.uk/2014/02/05/is-borussia-dortmund-manager-jurgen-klopp-the-king-of-photobombing-4291839/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Just received an e-mail in my junk from a Mrs Tamara Gloria. The subject heading is "Please get back if your* still alive". I am now upset that Mrs Gloria will be pushed over the edge thinking I've passed away if I don't reply. *spelling 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Just received an e-mail in my junk from a Mrs Tamara Gloria. The subject heading is "Please get back if your* still alive". I am now upset that Mrs Gloria will be pushed over the edge thinking I've passed away if I don't reply. *spelling Just reply apologising that you passed away three years ago. That'll fox her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Just reply apologising that you passed away three years ago. That'll fox her. I thought of that but I actually did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 I thought of that but I actually did. I ain't afraid of no ghost 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 I think he needs a pic before he decides if he'll fox her or not. TBF, at my age, foxing isn't a priority. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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