Hedgecutter Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Export is okay, don't mind that too much. I just generally avoid anything 'brewed under licence in the UK'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGR Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Over celebrating? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 that really does have everything I'm looking for in a football clip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Viv Albertine from the punk band The Slits on TV just now, 59,NFW Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 American Psycho is on Sky channel 309 right now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I just had a snickers and it was about the size of a fucking biscuit. Two bites and it was gone. Robbing b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I just had a snickers and it was about the size of a fucking biscuit. Two bites and it was gone. Robbing b*****ds. Stop being such a diva. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Stop being such a diva. Sorry, I get like that when I'm hungry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Was walking past Ibrox megastore on the way home and saw a wee specky lad in a Rangers jacket, about 4 or 5 years old, playing about with the automatic doors. He was running in and out of the shop, and then decided to stop right in the middle of the doors. Cue both doors closing hard against both sides of his skull. Tears everywhere. Glorious scenes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Im thinking of renting out my flat for when the edinburgh festival is on, if anyone has done this or can give me any advice i would greatly appreciate! Rent it to tourists rather than performers if you want it vomit and fag burn free when they leave. And charge a big deposit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Was walking past Ibrox megastore on the way home and saw a wee specky lad in a Rangers jacket, about 4 or 5 years old, playing about with the automatic doors. He was running in and out of the shop, and then decided to stop right in the middle of the doors. Cue both doors closing hard against both sides of his skull. Tears everywhere. Glorious scenes. That is shocking, taking pleasure in a child's suffering. Didn't stop me pissing myself laughing all the same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 http://www.viralnovelty.com/top-14-beautiful-vaginas-world/ Erm... Note: totally safe for work, other than the repetitive use of the word "vagina". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 http://www.viralnovelty.com/top-14-beautiful-vaginas-world/ Erm... Note: totally safe for work, other than the repetitive use of the word "vagina". Just for that I'm going to do a knob joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 You know when you walk past people having a conversation and just as you're in-line with them you hear the really good bit? Well that's what happened to me today. Was just walking through town on my way to do a bit of shopping and saw this woman shouting at two or three kids. I assumed they were just her own kids getting a ticking off from their mum over something, but the thing she came out with next suggests this maybe wasn't the case. She bellowed at them, in a strong English accent: "DID YOU, OR DID YOU NOT, TELL PEOPLE NOT TO COME TO MY SHOP BECAUSE I TOUCH PEOPLE UP?" Unbelieveable scenes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 What shop in Orkney was that? I'm not from Orkney. Unlucky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Lidl's Onion Rings are fucking amazing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Anyone know the walk on price for the Megabus Gold between Glasgow-Aberdeen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 (edited) A guy at work today sent me an email describing something as 'parallelepiped-like', a weird shape I'd never heard of before. Therefore as I clocked him walking through the big room, I asked him how on Earth you pronounce such a thing. What I totally forgot however is that this guy has a terrible stammer and (in front of everybody else) he struggled to get past first letter, never mind the pile of other P's and L's which he has specific trouble with. I reckon that everyone's thinking that I did it on purpose to be an utter d*** when it was genuinely just a case of my brain and mouth not connecting. Edited February 14, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Don't know if mentioned elsewhere or if anybody cares but St Mirren will be the Soccer AM Away Day today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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