Jamaldo Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 You know when you walk past people having a conversation and just as you're in-line with them you hear the really good bit? Well that's what happened to me today. Was just walking through town on my way to do a bit of shopping and saw this woman shouting at two or three kids. I assumed they were just her own kids getting a ticking off from their mum over something, but the thing she came out with next suggests this maybe wasn't the case. She bellowed at them, in a strong English accent: "DID YOU, OR DID YOU NOT, TELL PEOPLE NOT TO COME TO MY SHOP BECAUSE I TOUCH PEOPLE UP?" Unbelieveable scenes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 What shop in Orkney was that? I'm not from Orkney. Unlucky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Lidl's Onion Rings are fucking amazing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Anyone know the walk on price for the Megabus Gold between Glasgow-Aberdeen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 (edited) A guy at work today sent me an email describing something as 'parallelepiped-like', a weird shape I'd never heard of before. Therefore as I clocked him walking through the big room, I asked him how on Earth you pronounce such a thing. What I totally forgot however is that this guy has a terrible stammer and (in front of everybody else) he struggled to get past first letter, never mind the pile of other P's and L's which he has specific trouble with. I reckon that everyone's thinking that I did it on purpose to be an utter d*** when it was genuinely just a case of my brain and mouth not connecting. Edited February 14, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Don't know if mentioned elsewhere or if anybody cares but St Mirren will be the Soccer AM Away Day today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Soccer AM is fucking shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Soccer AM is fucking shite. A good 75% gave up on it when lovejoy left, i never gave the new show a chance in all honesty but haven't heard good things . Shame really, was superb 10 year ago 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 To be fair to Soccer AM there's f**k-all better to watch on a Saturday morning and Helen Chamberlain is still fairly pleasant on the eyes, but the show definitely ain't as good as it used to be. Think Fenners was the loss though, not Tim Lovejoy. I stopped watching when they got rid of the topless weather. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 On the train through Yorkshire earlier in the week I saw a couple of hares fighting. (They were in a field, I was looking out the train). They were huge. Never seen that before. It was better than seeing the rats in Bradford a couple of weeks before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 If anyone wants to try a new restaurant in Dundee, try CastleHill in exchange street. It's fantastic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Just saw Shakira and Rihanna's new video. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 On the train through Yorkshire earlier in the week I saw a couple of hares fighting. (They were in a field, I was looking out the train). They were huge. Never seen that before. It was better than seeing the rats in Bradford a couple of weeks before. Watership Down sex dream IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 I always thought for some reason that Southampton keeper Kelvin Davis was a big coloured fellow. Don't know why. Turning the game on today has set me straight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Katy B's lip-syncing in the advert for her latest album is fucking horrific. Pisses me off every time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Jeff Stelling is a fantastic man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Yes he is rightly lauded for bringing peace to the middle east, and ending famine in Africa. What a guy. Wasn't that Bob Geldof and/or Tony Blair? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 I'm going to go to the chippie for tea but can't decide what to get. Fish supper is my go-to but may go mental have a spicy haggis supper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 I'm going to go to the chippie for tea but can't decide what to get. Fish supper is my go-to but may go mental have a spicy haggis supper. King rib is the correct answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikebhoy123 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Art Attack has changed a bit since my day.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsmMvox1eJI#t=91 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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