jamamafegan Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I just saw a bloke stumble out of the casino about 15 minutes ago. Are you as jealous as I am? The casino! Ahh I should have gone there for a pint instead of getting the first train. Ahh well. Not a great fan of them as it is though, gamblings not my thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I hope everyone keeps their puns brief. I gusset was always going to come to this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanmistermustard Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA9pUw0o6wU 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I just had a packet of Vice Versas. Shite. Nothing like they used to be. Alternatively, they're still awesome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Saw a chavish girl snorting coke off her hand yesterday at about 6 o clock 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 it wasn't far off Leith walk and she wasn't really trying to be discreet about it. Was pretty strange to see i wasn't really looking too much but my GF was the one going on about it. i think she wanted to get caught 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 The casino! Ahh I should have gone there for a pint instead of getting the first train. Ahh well. Not a great fan of them as it is though, gamblings not my thing. Same here. Gambling doesn't really interest me. I was just jealous because I was waiting on my second bus of the day to get to work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 (edited) After being 4 hours late for work yesterday, today I turned up on time as usual. I did however massively take the piss in what I did. Think I worked for about an hour at the most. If I wasn't feeling so bad today I would actually feel almost ashamed at how little I did, the highlight being a one hour nap after lunch. Edited March 26, 2014 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 After being 4 hours late for work yesterday, today I turned up on time as usual. I did however massively take the piss in what I did. Think I worked for about an hour at the most. If I wasn't feeling so bad today I would actually feel almost ashamed at how little I did, the highlight being a one hour nap after lunch. The ambulance service just doesn't seem to be the job it used to be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 The ambulance service just doesn't seem to be the job it used to be. Que? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Que? Was probably funnier in my head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 After being 4 hours late for work yesterday, today I turned up on time as usual. I did however massively take the piss in what I did. Think I worked for about an hour at the most. If I wasn't feeling so bad today I would actually feel almost ashamed at how little I did, the highlight being a one hour nap after lunch. I don't think I could cope with the increase in hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Rescued a blackbird early this morning as it had one of its legs trapped in the very narrow vertical gap between two boards of a 6 foot garden fence and had slipped down about 30cm in the gap so couldn't free itself and not only that it was being watched intently by a cat from the pavement below. The cat moved of as I approached and I carefully folded the birds wings back to its body and held it gently and then lifted it up very carefully off and over the fence worried it might have broken its leg in struggling to get free. Had a quick check of its leg, all good there and I released it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Rescued a blackbird early this morning as it had one of its legs trapped in the very narrow vertical gap between two boards of a 6 foot garden fence and had slipped down about 30cm in the gap so couldn't free itself and not only that it was being watched intently by a cat from the pavement below. The cat moved of as I approached and I carefully folded the birds wings back to its body and held it gently and then lifted it up very carefully off and over the fence worried it might have broken its leg in struggling to get free. Had a quick check of its leg, all good there and I released it. Rescued a bird once from the top of a stairwell, banging against the glass roof. Had a bit of a battle catching it and ripped a few feathers off one wing. Took it back downstairs and released it. Flew around in tight circles for a bit, not sure what happened next.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I got offered coronary care at the nearest hospital for my final placement. I didn't want it because I wanted something in emergency and I didn't really want to be at the local hospital either because I didn't fancy running into neighbours at work. A guy on my course wanted to swap who just happened to have my dream placement at another hospital. I'm well chuffed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 There were more non-Scots playing for Celtic tonight than there are non-Scots in the squads of the ten clubs in League Two combined. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 A guy on my course wanted to swap who just happened to have my dream placement at another hospital. I'm well chuffed. Forgive my nosiness but what is your dream placement? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Forgive my nosiness but what is your dream placement? Mine would be homeopathy, no worries if you give the wrong dose, or the wrong drug, or just forget to do anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Just found out the post in the Renal ward(where I'm on placement) has been re advertised,application fired off again,hopefully I get another interview! The strange thing was, my charge nurse, the one who interviewed me for my previous application, in which I didn't do too well in the interview, pulled me aside at work yesterday and was giving me a little advice about interview techniques 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Forgive my nosiness but what is your dream placement? You are forgiven. Anything in emergency care. I'm swapping to a medical assessment unit. We'll take patients that come from A&E or emergency admissions from GPs that are too sick/unstable for medical wards but not traumatic enough for A&E. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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