Twitter

[aidan-bufc]

Just got a reply by one of the FM developers.

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Miles Jacobson tweeted me helping me with something. Far more impressive than when I got tweeted by New Zealand rugbys equivalent to David Beckham, Dan Carter.

[Lisa Cuddy]

I noticed that Forrest Gump was trending so had a look to see what people were saying about it. I found this:

I love forrest gump...just shows what someone could acheive if your innocent and naive to the evils of the world #lovenothate

From a @missbeccawoods

There you have it, ladies and gents. If you set your mind to it and keep away from evil, you too can have your place in just about every historical event that happened in your lifetime.

[wee_bairn]

I noticed that Forrest Gump was trending so had a look to see what people were saying about it. I found this:

I love forrest gump...just shows what someone could acheive if your innocent and naive to the evils of the world #lovenothate

From a @missbeccawoods

There you have it, ladies and gents. If you set your mind to it and keep away from evil, you too can have your place in just about every historical event that happened in your lifetime.

I seen that exact tweet earlier. I love Americans.

[Lisa Cuddy]

I seen that exact tweet earlier. I love Americans.

She's from Dublin!

[wee_bairn]

She's from Dublin![/quote

You're joking? I read her earlier tweets to pass the time and guessed she was a mad yank.

[Lisa Cuddy]

No, although she is a beauty therapist so make of that what you will...

[wee_bairn]

Yeah - A therapist. I revisited her page, I feel she's worth a follow tbh.

[Lisa Cuddy]

But she's got one of those Audrey Hepburn quotes as her background! *shudder*

[KeeperDee]

Its a tremendous film though, and although his life is essentially unattainable, the morals and virtues that he shows is something we could all learn from. My favourite film ever.

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[wee_bairn]

But she's got one of those Audrey Hepburn quotes as her background! *shudder*

Surely that can only point to good emotional breakdown tweets?

[Bert Raccoon]

There you have it, ladies and gents. If you set your mind to it and keep away from evil, you too can have your place in just about every historical event that happened in your lifetime.

Yas! Fucking knew it!

[Count Mongo del Fantastico]

No, although she is a beauty therapist so make of that what you will...

I think there's something inherently wrong in anyone that has to go to college to learn to put on make up.

It seems like it would be simple.

Lesson 1 - if you look like a clown or are the colour of citrus fruit, get out the facecloth and try again.

Whereas the people on these courses seem to apply the opposite.

[Sweet Pete]

 

Yas! Fucking knew it!

Clean living and a pure heart, that's you to a T, big fella.

[Bert Raccoon]

Clean living and a pure heart, that's you to a T, big fella.

You know me well.

[ScottR96]

Shagger.

[Fife Saint]

I genuinely hope the polis are keeping tabs on this guy.

[Derek Patterson]

I genuinely hope the polis are keeping tabs on this guy.

Surprised that nobody has trolled him by making a bogus account for a made up lassie and arranging to meet him.

A boozer on the next subcrawl perhaps?

[Mad Capsule]

Yesterday, I was followed and then unfollowed by internet celebrity Jenna Marbles. (https://twitter.com/Jenna_Marbles)

I think she's playing hard to get.

[palmy_cammy]

@ncam87

[die hard doonhamer]

Twitter burst for anyone else just now? No one seems to have tweeted for 40 minutes.