19QOS19 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Putting a shitty nappy in the inside bin is equally manky IMO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FairyBaws Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Putting a shitty nappy in the inside bin is equally manky IMO. Into the outside bin in a nappysack is the appropriate disposal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor1874 Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 (edited) Sat around the other day bored, we stuck on Challenge on the TV for a laugh. An episode of Bruce's Play your cards right from 1996 comes on, cue her saying 'He's no changed a bit eh?' We were at a Haven park with the wee one for a wee weekend break last week too. Bear in mind there's loads of Haven's across the country. She believed the people inside the characters (Barney Bear and the gang) costumes are employed specifically to play the part. She couldn't work out in her head how it was possible for all 6 of them to get around and do all these shows. I obviously told her that the likelihood is, every park has all the costumes in a back room and that it's just part of the staff duties to do the shows in them. Apparently that was stupid and a real waste of money. Edited June 7, 2019 by Connor1874 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 "All lakes are man made." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 11 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: "All lakes are man made." Does that include the Caspian Sea? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, Bold Rover said: Does that include the Caspian Sea? The monster certainly was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 18 minutes ago, Bold Rover said: Does that include the Caspian Sea? Never got that far, but apparently includes Windermere, Garda and Geneva etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Missus is some girl for her typos. Was asking her if she wanted me to get my car cleaner guy to valet her car.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 (edited) My 5 year old daughter just said to me "You promised you'd show us your willie books!!" After a moment of utter panic I realised she meant my Oor Wullie annuals. The kids got their picture taken with one of the sculptures at Silverburn yesterday and I told them I had books of his at home. Edited June 23, 2019 by KnightswoodBear 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 56 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: My 5 year old daughter just said to me "You promised you'd show us your willie books!!" After a moment of utter panic I realised she meant my Oor Wullie annuals. The kids got their picture taken with one of the sculptures at Silverburn yesterday and I told them I had books of his at home. Ha. What a humorous misunderstanding! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Crivvens. What a humorous misunderstanding! FTFY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile E Coyote Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: My 5 year old daughter just said to me "You promised you'd show us your willie books!!" After a moment of utter panic I realised she meant my Oor Wullie annuals. The kids got their picture taken with one of the sculptures at Silverburn yesterday and I told them I had books of his at home. Expect this to appear as the comic strip in the Sunday Post next week as a humouros misunderstanding between the bairn, the family and Granpa that they are so fond of doing Edited June 23, 2019 by Wile E Coyote 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the aggressive beggar Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 (edited) We drove up to Perth recently and just before the roundabout at the Porsche garage there’s a road sign with “the earth is flat” scrawled over it in spray paint. The kids and I had a wee chuckle about it, when I then turned to the wife I could see that she was deep in thought. As I could hear the gears turning in her head I burst out laughing, the following is word for word. me: f**k right off, you can’t be serious wife: no, no I know the earths not flat, I’m not fucking stupid. me: what you thinking about then? wife: was just wondering, how long have we known it’s not flat? me: - silence, waiting in anticipation................... wife : like 30 years or something? tears and snotters everywhere. My 14yo in the back is crying and choking with laughter, stammering out “Galileo!!!!!Galileo!!!!” In between gasps. Edited June 23, 2019 by the aggressive beggar 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 3 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: My 5 year old daughter just said to me "You promised you'd show us your willie books!!" After a moment of utter panic I realised she meant my Oor Wullie annuals. The kids got their picture taken with one of the sculptures at Silverburn yesterday and I told them I had books of his at home. ^^^ Getting his defence in before the polis come round. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 5 hours ago, the aggressive beggar said: We drove up to Perth recently and just before the roundabout at the Porsche garage there’s a road sign with “the earth is flat” scrawled over it in spray paint. The kids and I had a wee chuckle about it, when I then turned to the wife I could see that she was deep in thought. As I could hear the gears turning in her head I burst out laughing, the following is word for word. me: f**k right off, you can’t be serious wife: no, no I know the earths not flat, I’m not fucking stupid. me: what you thinking about then? wife: was just wondering, how long have we known it’s not flat? me: - silence, waiting in anticipation................... wife : like 30 years or something? tears and snotters everywhere. My 14yo in the back is crying and choking with laughter, stammering out “Galileo!!!!!Galileo!!!!” In between gasps. Shocking language in the company of children. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the aggressive beggar Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 I'm sure they'll be fine, thanks for your concern. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 19 year old girl in my brother in law's work after watching the first few episodes of Chernobyl. "Imagine if something like that really happened?" 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Watching England vs Cameroon in the Women’s World Cup earlier. Trying to figure out where Cameroon is, she asks “I take it they’re from near Africa or something?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggysBeard Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Driving on Saturday, my wife had to pop into a shop while me and my two boys stayed in the car. I put on some kids songs from youtube on my phone to appease the youngest one. As I was doing that I opened my window as it was stifling. My eldest (6) said to me "Why are you opening the window Daddy, is that to let the internet in?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockMusic Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 My wife has quite a fear of birds, even screaming out if one flies close to her. Anyway, we were watching a wildlife show about Antarctica and she says that she loves penguins, so cute etc. Me: "I thought you didn't like birds?" Her: "Penguins aren't birds". Me: "Yes they are". Her: "But they swim and don't fly". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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