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2 hours ago, throbber said:

You were one of the ones who were adamant it didn’t go south of the river iirc.

 

1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said:

Because it fucking doesn't. 

Mibbes the city centre thinks like a taxi, it just doesn't go south of the river at night, but in daytime it does, so you both right....or wrong.

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30 minutes ago, throbber said:

It appeared that you were suggesting that circle was the city centre, where did that circle come from? I might have posted it but don’t think it’s my hand writing. 

Obviously not your work as Glasgow city centre would be cock n' bawsack- shaped if it were.

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On 11/09/2023 at 10:32, hk blues said:

One of my classmates at the College of Commerce would insist on saying 'up the town' to go into the city centre which was clearly downhill, and pretty steeply so.  She was from Arbroath though.  

Auchtermuchty has an interesting setup:

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Auchtermuchty is a bit of a pedantic PTTGOYN as it frequently has "Auchtermuchty, Cupar" in its addresses despite Glenrothes being (marginally) closer.

eta: and yes, I know that historically Cupar was a proper market town whilst Glenrothes was a no-mark village prior to waves of squalor-dodging Weegie immigrants moving in, but still...

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Not my babe, but the next door neighbour....

The postman had a brainfart today and put their mail through our letterbox. The dog is trained to pick up the post and bring it to us but, for whatever reason, this morning he just stood and looked at it.

She (the neighbour) was out in the garden later on and I went to her at the fence, handed her the post and told her the story how the dog had refused to lift it - 'probably because he saw your name and address on it at no.25 on it but he knows our name and that we live at no.27'.

'No!! He didn't, did he?!??'

Eventually you could see the penny dropping, swiftly followed by a 'f**k off!' 😂😂😂

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