SoapMactavish Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Christ, does she know her arse from her elbow?! Thankfully yes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 My personal favourite, down in London a girl I know visited the HMS Belfast and about 5 minutes in she asked when she would get to Ireland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 "Look over there, that is a massive white pigeon!" "That's a seagull." And just moments ago: "I love the smell of books. I just love sniffing the glue." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Is that my @rse? Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 My mum didnt know which direction you would go to get from Scotland to England His mum's an expert on going down, as well. I was just going to make a comment about someone who shall remain unnamed thinking that the Braes were in the North of Falkirk because the were up a hill 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drooper Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 (edited) I won't let my wife forget her observation that Stephen Hawking was clearly from the US, based on his accent Edited September 9, 2010 by Drooper 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 I won't let me wife forget her observation that Stephen Hawking was clearly from the US, based on his accent We have a winner 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drooper Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 We have a winner She'll be so proud. I'll be so dead 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 A girl I work with thought that the falklands were islands off the coast of Scotland. When I explained to her that no, they are in fact off the coast of Argentina, she asked "isnt that in France ?" She has a Degree I used to think that they were off the coast of Scotland, granted I was like ten. Knew where Argentina was though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam. Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 I know someone who, at the age of 18, is afraid of mannequins. Christ only knows why. Supposedly the ones with no 'face' are ok, but as soon as they have eyes etc and begin to look that little bit more realistic, she goes off her nut and has to leave the place. http://en.wikipedia..../Uncanny_valley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 After seeing a trailer for Chuggington on Cbeebies using Kylie Minogue's version of The Locomtion: "I wonder how much they had to pay Kylie to use that" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Surely everyone knows you just go down the way? I thought the same when she said it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maccanee Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Whilst walking round a golf course with me on holiday I was confronted with a 50 yard uphill shot to the green, excited with her new found golfing knowledge she exclaimed, " Well Stuart if I didn't know any better I'd suggest the pitchfork!". I didn't have the heart to correct her... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 After seeing a trailer for Chuggington on Cbeebies using Kylie Minogue's version of The Locomtion: "I wonder how much they had to pay Kylie to use that" Um they would, would they not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Um they would, would they not? I doubt she'd make anything worth shouting about. I was more concerned about the fact that he thought it was Kylie's song in the first place! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyline Drifter Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 (edited) Um they would, would they not? I was thinking that when I read it earlier but was afraid to post in case I was missing something really obvious and stupid. I'm pleased someone else wasn't as cowardly! I doubt she'd make anything worth shouting about. I was more concerned about the fact that he thought it was Kylie's song in the first place! It wouldn't matter that it wasn't her song in the first place, if it was her version being played then she'd be paid performer's rights for it. By coincidence I actually saw Chuggington tonight and they were playing 'The Locomotion' but it wasn't Kylie's version. Edited September 10, 2010 by Skyline Drifter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_for_life Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Oh sitting tonite and it's the first i've chuckled all week. Got a new born baby boy only a few days old. Her " he has a good head of hair on him doesn't he ?? Me "aye he certainly does " Her "think we should go to barbers and get it cut" ?? Got visions of him getting a short back and sides. Also can picture him in the barbers chair chin full of shaving cream. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Oh sitting tonite and it's the first i've chuckled all week. Got a new born baby boy only a few days old. Her " he has a good head of hair on him doesn't he ?? Me "aye he certainly does " Her "think we should go to barbers and get it cut" ?? Got visions of him getting a short back and sides. Also can picture him in the barbers chair chin full of shaving cream. Surely not. This could rival the Stephen Hawking quote 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Oh sitting tonite and it's the first i've chuckled all week. Got a new born baby boy only a few days old. Her " he has a good head of hair on him doesn't he ?? Me "aye he certainly does " Her "think we should go to barbers and get it cut" ?? Got visions of him getting a short back and sides. Also can picture him in the barbers chair chin full of shaving cream. My mates sister went to the hairdresser to get her daughters hair cut.....She was only one month old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 I've remembered another one. Discussing cruise control on a potential car purchase: "What if it went wrong and made us crash into a field or something?" She thought cruise control steered the car for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Gray Ate My Hamster Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 I've remembered another one. Discussing cruise control on a potential car purchase: "What if it went wrong and made us crash into a field or something?" She thought cruise control steered the car for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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