welshbairn Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Does your maw actually own a driving licence? Not any more. She's still up for a ride when it's wet though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 in Rome last week the missus told the guy that the european stamp he handed her was the wrong one cause Scotland isnt in Europe. It seems a lot of her gaffes are geography based. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 (edited) Not even sure I can comprehend women anymore. A group of them talking about changing taste buds and drinking red wine. One says can never drink, one says that she would like to try more and is finding the different tastes nice, Last one says she loves it and drinks it a lot and the trick is.........'find a sweet one and just add sugar free red bull, it tastes great' My hopes of joining an interesting conversation about wine destroyed before I even opened my mouth and joined in. Edited May 19, 2015 by MEADOWXI 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Up the fort yesterday doing a bit of shopping, some wee lassie launched her dummy out her pram and the missus booted it, I obviously picked it up and handed to the mother. As we walked away 'I don't think I'll be ready for kids soon, I don't seem to have that nocturnal instinct'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 She's got a point tbf, the wee fuckers keep you up all night. There was a couple we met on holiday in Portugal that had an answer for that, they were both doctors I think, can't recall their names... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 She's got a point tbf, the wee fuckers keep you up all night.speak for yourself, I'm sure mine was born a teenager. Loves his bed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 'Toned women have much nicer vaginas' I showed her a picture of Hope Solo's badly packed kebab 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 'Toned women have much nicer vaginas' I showed her a picture of Hope Solo's badly packed kebab I can't imagine how many hours the wife and I have spent arguing over what kind of woman has the nicest vagina. I'll keep your observation in mind the next time we're debating the subject. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 I can't imagine how many hours the wife and I have spent arguing over what kind of woman has the nicest vagina. I'll keep your observation in mind the next time we're debating the subject.Sounds like an open invitation to just watch a lot of porn imho. All in the name of research of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Sounds like an open invitation to just watch a lot of porn imho. All in the name of research of course. 'Into the mouths of babes' thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Maybe I'm missing something, but a vagina's a vagina, surely? Can't think of one I've ever seen that's made me think, "eww, no thank you". Well, so long as they're clean and disease-free. And unmutilated. I say that purely because someone's going to mention blue waffles 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Maybe I'm missing something, but a vagina's a vagina, surely? Can't think of one I've ever seen that's made me think, "eww, no thank you". Well, so long as they're clean and disease-free. And unmutilated. I say that purely because someone's going to mention blue waffles Nah this is fucking minging, like totally bogging Not that it would really matter if you were pumping her tho 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Nah this is fucking minging, like totally bogging Not that it would really matter if you were pumping her tho Yon Solo lassie? Seen it. Not seeing the big deal. Think there's an awful lot of laddies out there whose formative experience of female genitalia has been skewed by vacuum-sealed, sliced 'n' diced porn star nonny. If you think her pussy's unsightly, spend an hour looking through some amateur porn. It'll probably seem like the Great Old Ones have returned from beneath the waves to fnargl your fhtagn. And those are the chicks who most likely think they're better looking than average 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Two words Blue waffle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 'Into the mouths of babes' thread for this pish.Hiya old radio dj/tv personality that we all used to love but now find out is a wrong un, hiya pal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Nearly as bad as Birds Eye Potato Waffles. Now I'm hungry again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Well said Dave, a fanny is a fanny. Get yer tongue in aboot it. Good life advice this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.T Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Her "Is that not him from Scrubs?" Me "which one from a Scrubs?" Her "The Dr." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 I've found that it's generally only homosexuals who have a problem with vaginas and the way they look. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 I've found that it's generally only homosexuals who have a problem with vaginas and the way they look. I dunno. Most of the lesbians I've known seemed to think they were fandabidozi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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