BFTD Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 It's all well and good being happy to look like a spanner who put shoes on from two different pairs, but why do they always choose powder blue and pink? You get the impression that the manufacturer is deliberately taking the piss out of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Well I'm a chap in my 30s and I asked it several times during the last World Cup. Oh I see. You mean why is that player wearing different coloured boots on each foot? She means why do all the players have different coloured boots. She thinks it's still 1950 and everyone wears black hobnailed boots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 On holiday with my missus, having a drink at a beachside bar and we see a jetski way out in the bay, somewhere in the Med. A short while later, the breeze picks up. "Is that the jetski causing it to get windy?". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Just been quizzing the missus on where certain teams play. Ross County play in Kinross apparently. I then moved on to ask where East Fife play. "Erm, Perth isn't it" she said. "Oh no wait a minute, it can't be, Perth's in Angus" she says. Do Albion Rovers, go on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 "Albion, obviously" she says. Where's that I ask. Near Stirling apparently. Queen of The South?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 I don't think that Mozza's wife will put up with this for very long, she'll twig that he's on the wind up and will get a skelp with a jeelie pan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 I always thought Queen of the South was a reference to Dame Edna Everage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 St Mirren, St Johnstone and Morton are the ones you should try next. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 (edited) South Queensferry. Belter!! Haha. Edited March 7, 2015 by 19QOS19 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 I don't think that Mozza's wife will put up with this for very long, she'll twig that he's on the wind up and will get a skelp with a jeelie pan. I have to admit that I have a vision of Mozza sitting at the computer and his missus sitting on the couch:- *Mozza receives a suggestion* Mozza: What about Raith Rovers my love? Mrs Mozza: Erm, Skye? Mozza: (Under his breath) Fucking Skye! (Aloud): No, it's actually Kirkcaldy, lovely. Better luck next time. *Mozza furiously types away to update the PnB masses, all the while sniggering away. *Mozza receives a suggestion*.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 I have to admit that I have a vision of Mozza sitting at the computer and his missus sitting on the couch:- *Mozza receives a suggestion* Mozza: What about Raith Rovers my love? Mrs Mozza: Erm, Skye? Mozza: (Under his breath) Fucking Skye! (Aloud): No, it's actually Kirkcaldy, lovely. Better luck next time. *Mozza furiously types away to update the PnB masses, all the while sniggering away. *Mozza receives a suggestion*.... He'll be receiving a suggestion to try out the spare bedroom if she ever finds out about this... If you're running out of suggestions, offer up Donegal Celtic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 "Is this Inverbervie?" - Wifie who lives in Inverbervie. Driving through the dark on a bus is no excuse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 I'll try some more football teams tomorrow. Can we expand? Try Aston Villa pweez 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Throw her a curve ball, Perth Glory 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilbowie's Finest Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 An American holiday in November Answer given - July 4th 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Watching MOTD. 'OMG, I can't believe the clay head from Art Attack was really a football manager all this time'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Watching MOTD. 'OMG, I can't believe the clay head from Art Attack was really a football manager all this time'. I suspect she doesn't really think that, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 I'm waiting on an important letter arriving at any moment, so I phone her from work the other day and ask if there's any letters. "Yes, three", was her response. I get home that night and ask where my letters are. Her: "Oh, none of them were for you". Me: "Why the f**k would I be asking if you had any letters?" Pie kicked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 I suspect she doesn't really think that, though. She really does. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 I'm waiting on an important letter arriving at any moment, so I phone her from work the other day and ask if there's any letters. "Yes, three", was her response. I get home that night and ask where my letters are. Her: "Oh, none of them were for you". Me: "Why the f**k would I be asking if you had any letters?" Pie kicked. You weren't specific enough Your fault. Your missus has played a blinder there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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