BFTD Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Shite that it's the only day of the year you can make them isn't it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Pancake Tuesday the other week there made me remember one from my missus a few years ago. I was going to give the wean something that had traces of nuts in it or something and the missus said I wasn't to bother as we still couldn't be 100% sure she wasn't allergic to nuts. "She eats nutella like her life depends on it" "Aye but that's chocolate" "...that's made with nuts" "What? No its not." "Eh the hints in the name there shagger. NUT-ella...?" She actually went and checked the jar to see if I was taking the piss out of her. We had a discussion about the contents of soup the other day. He wouldn't eat chicken soup from a can because "you know I can't eat anything that's been a live that comes out of a can!". Me: I've seen you eat other soups out of cans Him: Yeah, but not with meat in Me: You eat oxtail soup Him: Yeah, but that's not meat! Me: It's oxtail. Him: That's not actually meat though, is it? Me: It's Ox. Tail. Him: ... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 We had a discussion about the contents of soup the other day. He wouldn't eat chicken soup from a can because "you know I can't eat anything that's been a live that comes out of a can!". Me: I've seen you eat other soups out of cans Him: Yeah, but not with meat in Me: You eat oxtail soup Him: Yeah, but that's not meat! Me: It's oxtail. Him: That's not actually meat though, is it? Me: It's Ox. Tail. Him: ... What, like big hairy ox's? Their tails? Whit the f**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 We had a discussion about the contents of soup the other day. He wouldn't eat chicken soup from a can because "you know I can't eat anything that's been a live that comes out of a can!". Me: I've seen you eat other soups out of cans Him: Yeah, but not with meat in Me: You eat oxtail soup Him: Yeah, but that's not meat! Me: It's oxtail. Him: That's not actually meat though, is it? Me: It's Ox. Tail. Him: ... Out of the mouth of blokes thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 What, like big hairy ox's? Their tails? Whit the f**k Hate oxtail soup. Oxtail in the slow cooker with some kidneys and other entrails? Wid, for every meal, oh yes indeed. Can't have it too often as it's very fattening and I don't want to end up like a beached whale. Wait, hold on... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 We had a discussion about the contents of soup the other day. He wouldn't eat chicken soup from a can because "you know I can't eat anything that's been a live that comes out of a can!". Me: I've seen you eat other soups out of cans Him: Yeah, but not with meat in Me: You eat oxtail soup Him: Yeah, but that's not meat! Me: It's oxtail. Him: That's not actually meat though, is it? Me: It's Ox. Tail. Him: ... Can't eat anything that's been alive out of a can? Why? What about tuna? Madness! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Can't eat anything that's been alive out of a can? Why? What about tuna? Madness! Nope, not even tuna. I can't make the kids tuna sandwiches while he's in the house. He just dry heaves as soon as I open the tin. You're absolutely right, it's madness! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty79 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Watching river city the other week Her: can we go a drive up there one day? Me: where? Her: sheildinch Me: are you joking? It's a TV set Her: no it's not, it's a real place, look at it Me: (laughing my head off) you're no right in the head 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Watching river city the other week Her: can we go a drive up there one day? Me: where? Her: sheildinch Me: are you joking? It's a TV set Her: no it's not, it's a real place, look at it Me: (laughing my head off) you're no right in the head It's in Dumbarton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 It's in Dumbarton. Never a good reason to go there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty79 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 It's in Dumbarton.We won't tell her that though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Seething too much to read the rest because I missed Pancake Day again It just crêped up on me too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 It just crêped up on me too. Not again; these puns shrove me to madness last time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Flippin puns! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 (edited) Watching river city the other week Her: can we go a drive up there one day? Me: where? Her: sheildinch Me: are you joking? It's a TV set Her: no it's not, it's a real place, look at it Me: (laughing my head off) you're no right in the head I've had a couple of nice days out in Balamory and Tannochbrae. Are you telling me they're not real either? I've booked an open bus tour of Craiglang for Saturday. Should I cancel? Edited February 23, 2015 by The_Kincardine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty79 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 I've had a couple of nice days out in Balamory and Tannochbrae. Are you telling me they're not real either? I've booked an open bus tour of Craiglang for Saturday. Should I cancel?Everyone knows about balamory, couldn't tell you about the others though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 I've had a couple of nice days out in Balamory and Tannochbrae. Are you telling me they're not real either? I've booked an open bus tour of Craiglang for Saturday. Should I cancel? You never had a 'nice day out in balamory'. You had a nice day out in Tobermory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Everyone knows about balamory, couldn't tell you about the others though The last location of Tannochbrae was Auchtermucty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 I'm still waiting for my gran to take me to Glendarroch. She's been dead for twenty years, so I'm thinking it might not happen now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 The girlfriend's mum isn't great with words. Thinks a poinsettia plant is called a placenta plant, and recently buried her dad at a humorist ceremony 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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